Baby: An Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions No Baby Should Be Delivered Without

by Steve Tague, Julie Long

Congratulations on becoming a BABY owner! Your new acquisition, with proper care and maintenance, should provide you with many years of enjoyment. This manual is a complete guide to the care and operation of your new unit. Instructions for models XX-G, “Baby Girl” and XY-B, “Baby Boy” are included herein, with specific instructions for handling, filling, storing, transporting, cleaning, and troubleshooting. To keep your unit in proper working order, please follow all instructions carefully.

The publishers of this manual are not responsible for any damage unit causes to owner’s home, property, or mental health. Please allow up to nine months for delivery.

Genres: Nonfiction

86 pages, Paperback

First published March 4, 2003

Reviews

[LeAnne · Rating 4 out of 5]

Very funny spoof on appliance manuals. The information is accurate, but the purpose is humor, and this will not take the place of other books of guidance for new families.. Makes a great gift for expectant couples.

[Laurie · Rating 4 out of 5]

In our recent move I found this book that I had forgotten about. It's clever and very entertaining.

[Rachelle Eason · Rating 5 out of 5]

I thought this was hilarious! I laughed out loud through the whole thing.