*VERY harsh review* Unpopular opinion of the day....
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! The only reason I didn't DNF this book is because it was my goal to read 50 books in 2016 and, well, midnight is 5-ish hours away. So, I finished. I am almost at a loss for words.... almost. HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES EVERYONE LIKE THIS GARBAGE?!?!?!?!?! I mean........ I am absolutely aghast at the 4 and 5 star ratings that this book received. I am completely DISTURBED by the amount of even 2 and 3 stars this got. THIS IS NOT GOOD WRITING!!!! People! For the love of all the good books out there, WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE STUFF LIKE THIS POPULAR! I could literally weep for all the good books out there that get left on the shelf in favor of this moronic drivel. There was so much wrong with this book I don't even know where to begin. I'm just going to throw it out there in no particular order. I'm seriously shaking my head as I type this.
- Incredibly elementary writing right off the bat. Over uses phrases and descriptions of facial expressions. Too many grammatical and punctuation errors to boot. Entire sentences don't make sense. Is it that hard to find someone to proof read your stuff before publishing? Yeah? Well, maybe that should tell you something right there.... GET ANOTHER HOBBY! Or take up some writing classes.
- The author needs to learn about character development and world building. Simple as that. There were so many questions that go unanswered and I'm not even sure the author has figured out where this story is headed either. It's all over the place. And talk about a completely unbelievable plot. I could not for the life of me suspend my disbelief long enough to even conceive the notion of where this book went in the second half.
- ALL CHARACTERS ARE FUCKING CRAZY! Read on for details.
- Main character is weak and doesn't have any backbone. Zoey does whatever her best friend and father tell her to do, at the beginning she doesn't seem to have any of her own thoughts or ideas. She just goes for whatever everyone else says without complaint. Weak. Boring. Stupid.
- Ash. Oh, Ash. The guy next door. The guy that made fun of our main character when they were both kids. He made her cry, made fun of her, pulled pranks on her, basically tormented her... and it's all because he liked her and didn't know how to act? Really? I've never had anyone hurt me repeatedly because they liked me. OH! BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT KIND OF THING WHEN THEY LIKE YOU! That's called abuse people! As Ash and Zoey grow older her father takes a shine to Ash, and I mean, treating him like he's his own son. Zoey's dad even goes so far as to tell the two of them they should date. Never mind the fact that hormones are racing off the charts and Ash keeps saying all these creepy, lewd, sexual things to Zoey, and despite Zoey's demands for Ash to stop being so sexual and touchy-feely, he never does stop... he just gets worse. Ash is seriously abusive, obsessive, possessive, creepy.... like creepy on the verge of rape-y. He can't take no for an answer. Rape culture people. Rape culture. He keeps at it and eventually she falls for him. What kind of sick fantasy is this? This psychotically possessive and creepy dude that kept trying to get into her pants CAN'T POSSIBLY be all that bad considering our female protagonist goes on at great length (at the most inopportune times) about how gorgeous he is and sexy and omg oh so good-looking. STOP. JUST STOP. I'm so sick of this bullshit in our culture. Oh, he can't be all that possessive and rape-y because *bats eyes and swoons* he is so effing gorgeous with his tousled brown hair, blue eyes, and DEAR GOD DAT ASS! .................... Hell. to. THE. fucking. NO! I could go on forever... about this one.
- Daddy dearest. Zoey's father is a police chief..... and completely mentally incompetent. Seriously?! How the hell did he make it to police chief when he can't even see how perverse Ash is to his daughter? AND! Zoey's dad gives Ash a key, so that while he is away at the station Ash can watch over Zoey... while she is home alone.... by herself.... GREAT IDEA, DAD! Yeah, that's right. Let's all just ignore how Ash has been trying to get into your daughter's pants for like, oh, I don't know, forever, and you here you go literally handing him a key that will allow him to "accidentally" walk in on her naked in a state of undress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't trust this police chief to correctly solve a game of Clue. Oh, the asshattery.
- Liam. Oh for the love of ... whatever. Liam. This guy's fiance just died when the government decides to drop bombs on all the major cities. Yes, the government dropped bombs first and didn't stop to think of any other options apparently. Liam's fiance dies and when him and his parents run into Zoey, her dad, and Ash, Liam decides he's going to flirt with Zoey. Wow, bro. You have no chill. NONE! Fucking dog. I mean does the author actually know anything about people, or is she just as crazy for thinking up these characters too? Normal people don't act like this, in any circumstance.
- Razi Cylon. The super evil person that wants to destroy the world's population and repopulate Earth with people that have great immune systems. LOL! What was her inspiration for this you might ask? Well, you see, her gay son got beaten to death. Yeah. This book is all over the place. I can't even begin to piece together how this is supposed to make sense. Everyone's gotta have goals, I guess.
- There were a lot of unnecessary scenes in here that could have been edited out. They didn't add anything of value to the story. They just served as time wasters.
- Too much sex. Ew. I don't want to hear about a girl falling for a fucking a gorgeous and yet possessive pervy guy. No thanks.
Just some random observations I wrote down while I was reading.
1. The end of civilization is right outside Zoey's door and she needs to pack things to take with her before her home, all her belongings, and her beloved dog, Bandit, are blown to fucking pieces... she considers packing her awards and school certificates. BITCH! PRIORITIES! She is obviously a bit stupid.
2. If these zombies are so smart and fast, why are they milling about in the streets instead of using objects to break windows into peoples houses in order to eat them? Just wondering.
3. Our main character just sentenced her dog, Bandit to death since the city is going to bombed. She just killed her "zombie-turned" best friend and all she can think about is how she wants to someday look "awesome" in front of that creeper, Ash. Like I said, she's got her priorities all fucked up.
4. Zoey and Ash are finally getting hot and heavy in her mother's kitchen, after being in denial about her feelings for so long. Then she pulls her gun on him. I HATED Ash, and I definitely still do, but at this certain point I was screaming at my book ASH! ASH, DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY! Seriously, our main character needs to take some anti-crazy pills and chill.
5. I don't know about anyone else, but if I was kidnapped by an insane woman who wanted to repopulate the Earth using ME, I'd be resisting a lot harder than Zoey. It's almost like she doesn't care.
6. I was so dumbstruck at this point in the book by how unbelievable stupid this whole plot is, that I stopped writing observations. I just couldn't believe we were at THAT level. I wanted to get off this crazy train.
Overall, I think this was the worst book I've ever read in the history of GoodReads. Not a good way to end 2016, but you know, 2016 has claimed a lot of great people this year... might as well claim my sanity too. I can definitely see what the author wanted to accomplish with this, and I have to say she was so far off base it's sickening. The author tried way too hard with everything in this book. This is like the Sharknado of the book world. You have to be on something to finish it. I unfortunately, finished it sober. Do yourself a massive favor, and stay away, far away, from this.... whatever this is.