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Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids
A must-have for your little comedian, this Christmas collection from the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids has hundreds of holiday- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. And with a special foil cover, it's the perfect gift!
The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between.
Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents?
Because they’re shellfish!
The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between.
Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents?
Because they’re shellfish!
144 pages, Paperback
Published September 20, 2016
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Rob Elliott
63 books54 followersRob Elliott has been a publishing professional for more than 15 years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and four children.
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October 14, 2025
Family friendly funny and punny jokes for Christmas. Not bad in small doses, but a bit wearying when kids want to read you the whole book!
Kids love knock-knock jokes, but I found most of those corny and extra wearisome. There are quite a few chuckle-worthy jokes and cute word-plays. I'll give you a sampling to share with the youngsters in your life:
Why did Santa pay top dollar for a box of candy canes?
Because they were in mint condition!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?
A Holly Davidson
What do you call decorations hanging from Rudolph's antlers?
Christmas horn-aments
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes
Kids love knock-knock jokes, but I found most of those corny and extra wearisome. There are quite a few chuckle-worthy jokes and cute word-plays. I'll give you a sampling to share with the youngsters in your life:
Why did Santa pay top dollar for a box of candy canes?
Because they were in mint condition!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?
A Holly Davidson
What do you call decorations hanging from Rudolph's antlers?
Christmas horn-aments
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes
December 17, 2017
Cute little book of mostly Christmas jokes for children. My daughter is 7, and she absolutely loved this book!
December 11, 2018
This is a great family funny! I brought this book out at breakfast and read a few of the jokes out loud while my kids were fighting, wailing, gnashing their teeth getting ready for school. It started off with an eye roll and an "it's too early for this" but by the time we were ready to go, I'd gotten a few smirks and a "this are so corny but funny when you get all excited reading them". I'll take it thank you very much!
My first grader thought a few were so great that he tried memorizing a couple to re-tell to his friends at school. He really got a kick out of the knock, knock jokes too. 😂
🎅🏽 What's Santa's favorite candy?
↳ Jolly Ranchers, of course!
And a little trivia too.
What do you have in December that's not in any other month?
↳ The letter "D" 🤓
🎁🎁🎁 This little gem is a great gift for: any family, a children's book exchange, teacher gift or even a stocking stuffer. I found it on Amazon for less than $5 (and it's prime)! 🎁🎁🎁
My first grader thought a few were so great that he tried memorizing a couple to re-tell to his friends at school. He really got a kick out of the knock, knock jokes too. 😂
🎅🏽 What's Santa's favorite candy?
↳ Jolly Ranchers, of course!
And a little trivia too.
What do you have in December that's not in any other month?
↳ The letter "D" 🤓
🎁🎁🎁 This little gem is a great gift for: any family, a children's book exchange, teacher gift or even a stocking stuffer. I found it on Amazon for less than $5 (and it's prime)! 🎁🎁🎁
December 3, 2016
My Review: If you love telling or hearing jokes then you are in for the laugh of your life. Knock knock jokes, questions and answers jokes. Laugh Out Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids is so funny adult. s will love it too.
Question: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Answer: "Quit hanging around."
Question: Where does Santa keeps his ?
Answer: "In a snowbank"
Question: How does a monster like his coffee?
Answer: With scream and sugar!
Question: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents?
Answer: Because they’re shellfish!
This classic holiday joke collections will keep you and your family rolling with laughter throughout the holiday season.
FTC Disclosure: I received a review copy of this book HarperCollins Publishing in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was not monetarily compensated for my opinion in any way.
Question: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Answer: "Quit hanging around."
Question: Where does Santa keeps his ?
Answer: "In a snowbank"
Question: How does a monster like his coffee?
Answer: With scream and sugar!
Question: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents?
Answer: Because they’re shellfish!
This classic holiday joke collections will keep you and your family rolling with laughter throughout the holiday season.
FTC Disclosure: I received a review copy of this book HarperCollins Publishing in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was not monetarily compensated for my opinion in any way.
December 26, 2017
I received a free copy in a giveaway.
It was inevitable that one of my grandchildren would take off with this joke book but the joke's on them: I already read it.
A joke book any child would like, my grandchildren were hysterical with laughter as I read the jokes to them. Their favorite jokes are the Knock Knock jokes, probably because they are easier for 7 and 9 year old to remember.
Such a fun book.
It was inevitable that one of my grandchildren would take off with this joke book but the joke's on them: I already read it.
A joke book any child would like, my grandchildren were hysterical with laughter as I read the jokes to them. Their favorite jokes are the Knock Knock jokes, probably because they are easier for 7 and 9 year old to remember.
Such a fun book.
October 25, 2016
Kids will enjoy the jokes in this book!
December 22, 2017
My students and I like to tell each other jokes. Puns and plays on words also contribute to inferential thinking. Great fun and silly humor.
January 15, 2018
The kids couldn't stop laughing. A great book
December 22, 2021
Laugh out loud some of the time, groan or humpf more of the time.
Science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon proposed Sturgeon’s Law: 90% of everything is crap. I felt that was about right for this joke book (more of a riddle and knock-knock collection). Mostly lame puns. Still, the jokes are so short that any two pages might have one joke worth sharing.
Science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon proposed Sturgeon’s Law: 90% of everything is crap. I felt that was about right for this joke book (more of a riddle and knock-knock collection). Mostly lame puns. Still, the jokes are so short that any two pages might have one joke worth sharing.
December 24, 2019
I would add one more that I thought up:
Q: Why do lobsters give dirty Christmas gifts?
A: Because of sandy claws.
Q: Why do lobsters give dirty Christmas gifts?
A: Because of sandy claws.
June 4, 2025
Such a great book so cute
December 22, 2016
This is a great, kid friendly, laugh out loud joke book. Perfect for the Christmas season, this book is one that kids of all ages will enjoy. From traditional jokes, to knock-knock jokes, there's a Christmas joke (or two) for everyone to enjoy in this book.
A few examples of the jokes in this books:
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In a snowbank
Q: Why don't lobsters give presents?
A: Because they're shellfish
Q: Why was Santa upset?
A: He had low elf-esteem
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?
I roach you a Christmas letter to wish you a Merry Christmas!
http://mundiekids.blogspot.com/2016/1...
A few examples of the jokes in this books:
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In a snowbank
Q: Why don't lobsters give presents?
A: Because they're shellfish
Q: Why was Santa upset?
A: He had low elf-esteem
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?
I roach you a Christmas letter to wish you a Merry Christmas!
http://mundiekids.blogspot.com/2016/1...
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