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Fun and Games #0.5

The Rules : A Fun and Games Story

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Gabe Shannon has just been schooled … in the art of kink, that is.

After a heartbreaking loss, this broken man spins out of control until he begins a whirlwind friendship with a stripper named Tash.

With Tash at his side, he heads out on a crazy tour of the underground world of pleasure. Yes, he’s gone into a deep, dark, and dirty world that he never really knew existed. And surprisingly, he discovers he likes it. Quite a lot.

But the reserved entrepreneur soon realizes that hanging from the chandeliers every night is not all it’s cracked up to be. Well, it is … but it’d sure be a lot more fun if it meant something.

This steamy novella is a stand-alone story. It can also be read as an introduction to the bestselling Quick and Dirty Series, or to learn more about the gorgeous Gabe Shannon anytime during the series. DIRTY is not a mandatory read, but you may enjoy the Quick and Dirty books more after you roam around in Gabe’s, er, head, a bit.

DIRTY tells the story of how Gabe began exploring his dirty side, came to own Club Venus, and met the crazy beautiful Stevie Sinclair.

Each book in the Quick and Dirty series is a self-contained story and does NOT end on a cliffhanger.
#0.5 DIRTY, on sale now
#1 DIRTY LITTLE LIES, on sale now
#2 DIRTY LITTLE TRICKS, available now
#3 DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS, available April 2016

78 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 18, 2016

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Clare James

34 books633 followers
Clare James is the author of steamy contemporary romance and new adult novels: BEFORE YOU GO,MORE, DIRTY LITTLE LIES, TALK TO ME, and JUST LISTEN. A former dancer, Clare still loves to get her groove on—mostly to work off her beloved cupcakes and red wine.

A fan of spunky women, gorgeous guys, and super-hot romance, Clare spends most of her time lost in books. She lives in Minneapolis with her two leading men—her husband and young son—and loves to hear from her fans.

Find her at:
www.clarejamesbooks.com
@clarejamesbooks
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Profile Image for Courtney.
1,981 reviews209 followers
January 29, 2016
Dirty is perfect lead into Dirty Little Lies, the first book in the Quick and Dirty series.

Dirty gives you the goods behind Gabe Shannon and how everything started.

He’s thrown into the world of kink and found his “dirty” side. Let’s just say he quickly found his wants, desires and limitations.

All the while learning that you never know what you like you til you try it.

Awesome novella and definitely will pique your interests about this series.
Profile Image for DJ Sakata.
3,303 reviews1,780 followers
January 17, 2016
My Rating:

4.5

Favorite Quotes:

“It was an instant bond of misery. Two of Chicago's most promising young men fallen into a puddle of ooze and self-loathing.”

“I'm always clean. I always wore decent clothes, but my hair is usually a disaster and my five-oh-clock shadow, usually looks more like it's approaching midnight.”

“It's a body most men would want to protect... or command. But it's her eyes that make you forget how to breathe. Dark and mysterious, they suck you in and forget it. You'd give her anything she asked for.”

“That wasn't a lie. Nor was Tash's assessment that I'm vanilla. Right now, I'm not even on the board with a flavor. But back when I was, vanilla is what was on the menu the majority of the time.”


My Review:

I adore Clare James, her erotic stories are volcanic in temperature and leave me gasping for breath and grasping my wine glass for hydration. The gal has mad skills. I enjoyed reading Gabe's story as much as I did the first two books of this series. Read them all if you haven't yet, and anything else of Ms. James that you can lay your hands on. She has earned her spot on my naughty favorites list for life.
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31 reviews
September 12, 2017
This series starts with Tash & Gabe. Tash is a stripper who helps Gabe with the impotency that has been plaguing him since his wife passed away. Impotency is often seen as something that makes a man lacking, or un-manly. It doesn't seem to ditract from the sexiness of Gabe in anyway, but maybe that has more to do with Tash and her leading him down the path of sex magnet that he was destined to become.
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1,173 reviews7 followers
January 6, 2018
Not and steamy

"The Rules" is the first story I've read by Clare James. It was a hot and steamy erotic novella introducing what I can imagine it's going to be a very steamy series. It was a fun entertaining read and a nice way to kick off the story. I'm interested to see where she takes this series.
If you are a fan of erotica, this is a great add to your collection.
Happy Reading...enjoy!
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71 reviews4 followers
April 2, 2018
The was a good beginning to the Fun and Games series. I liked Tash very much and wished they their ending together could be different than it was but sometimes things don’t always go as planned. Gabe was going through a rut and the only person that helped him out of it was Tash. To me, they were good together, but now I’m interested who the blonde is at the end. Looking forward to reading the next book in this series.
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1,361 reviews10 followers
October 6, 2019
I got this ebook free after purchasing something else. I'm glad it was free because it wasn't what I was expecting. I've never quite read a book like this. There is absolutely no romance. It was a stripper helping a guy past his ED problem. That wasn't really a big problem because it came up the first night. 2 women can do that to a guy I guess. There was no backstory, and no emotional connection. It was entertaining, but not a series I need to move forward with. It wasn't for me.
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1,003 reviews
November 3, 2016
I am certainly getting addicted to the Fun and Games series. Another page turner! I love Gabe. To read about what happened before he met Stevie helped put his character in a better perspective. I still stand by my comment, he is perfectly imperfect. I cannot wait to read the rest of the series.
112 reviews
May 30, 2018
Beginning of this book made the character seem very weak and yet no real back story. It confused me as to why these two were friends in the first place and never felt the connection they were to have with each other. Story did help to see where the future of the series could go. Not for me I guess.
Profile Image for Deb.
312 reviews16 followers
August 18, 2024
Eh.

I read this prequel after the first book - The List, as it is called now. Don't read this first or it will spoil some of the best of The List. The Rules is the story of how Gabe got his groove back and was able to get back to living after losing his wife. OK. He finds out he likes being in charge. Really? The sex isn't that dirty, but ok.

This also could use some good copy editing.
4 reviews
August 6, 2017
Not what I downloaded

This downloaded as "Dirty" the first in the quick and dirty series. Which I loved, but I've read, and wanted to read this book, but couldn't bcz the wrong book is attached to this download.
1,332 reviews4 followers
November 10, 2017
Not for me

The idea was good. Just didn't like the quality of writing. No cliffhanger, proofreading was ok, there's just no pizzazz!
Profile Image for Jennifer Wilson.
512 reviews2 followers
May 28, 2018
No connection to characters

Interesting premise, however i had no interest or connection to ANY character. Im so disinterested, that i wont read the next book in this series.
Profile Image for Mollien Fote Osterman.
722 reviews11 followers
April 2, 2016
80%
Title: Dirty
Author: Clare James
Series: Quick and Dirty
Publisher: C.J. Books
Release Date: January 16, 2016
Genre(s): BDSM
Page Count: 92 pages
Heat Level: # 5 flames out of 5
Rating: # 4 stars out of 5
Blurb:

Gabe Shannon has just been schooled ... in the art of kink, that is.

After a heartbreaking loss, this broken man spins out of control until he begins a whirlwind friendship with a stripper named Tash.

With Tash at his side, he heads out on a crazy tour of the underground world of pleasure. Yes, he's gone into a deep, dark, and dirty world that he never really knew existed. And surprisingly, he discovers he likes it. Quite a lot.

But the reserved entrepreneur soon realizes that hanging from the chandeliers every night is not all it's cracked up to be. Well, it is ... but it'd sure be a lot more fun if it meant something.

This steamy novella is a stand-alone story. It can also be read as an introduction to the bestselling Quick and Dirty Series, or to learn more about the gorgeous Gabe Shannon anytime during the series. DIRTY is not a mandatory read, but you may enjoy the Quick and Dirty books more after you roam around in Gabe's, er, head, a bit.

DIRTY tells the story of how Gabe began exploring his dirty side, came to own Club Venus, and met the crazy beautiful Stevie Sinclair.

Each book in the Quick and Dirty series is a self-contained story and does NOT end on a cliffhanger.

Review:

It was getting late and I wanted a short book to read and relax me before I went to bed. This was not the book that I should have read to put me to sleep. The exciting exploits of Tash and Gabe as they explore and enjoy the world of BDSM Clubbing, in the attempt to fix Gabe’s problem getting “little Gabe” back up, also woke me up.

This is a funny short story full of sex as we watch Gabe get back into the game. His sex drive is gone, not that he doesn’t want sex. Oh, he most certainly does. It just that his equipment is not cooperating, making it hard (not the right word) to achieve his goal. After the girl he loved dumps him, things get soft. His attention to his business, personal appearance as well as his package. Doctors, and therapy don’t help. Tash, his new stripper friend may have a cure to his problem.

If you want a good laugh and an exciting sexual read, this is a great book. This is a prequel to the Quick and Dirty series, and can be read as a stand alone. You may be like me however and want to read the rest of this fun series.


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1,407 reviews43 followers
January 19, 2016
Title: Dirty
Author: Clare James
Series: Quick and Dirty series, Book 0.5
Publisher: C.J. Books
Release Date: January 16th, 2016
Genre(s): Romance
Page Count: 92 pages
Heat Level: # 5 flames out of 5
Rating: # 5 stars out of 5
Blurb:

After a heartbreaking loss, this broken man spins out of control until he begins a whirlwind friendship with a stripper named Tash.

With Tash at his side, he heads out on a crazy tour of the underground world of pleasure. Yes, he's gone into a deep, dark, and dirty world that he never really knew existed. And surprisingly, he discovers he likes it. Quite a lot.

But the reserved entrepreneur soon realizes that hanging from the chandeliers every night is not all it's cracked up to be. Well, it is ... but it'd sure be a lot more fun if it meant something.

This steamy novella is a stand-alone story. It can also be read as an introduction to the bestselling Quick and Dirty Series, or to learn more about the gorgeous Gabe Shannon anytime during the series. DIRTY is not a mandatory read, but you may enjoy the Quick and Dirty books more after you roam around in Gabe's, er, head, a bit.


If you didn't know the name Clare James beforehand, then let me introduce you to Dirty and Clare James. They go hand in hand and let me tell you, if I could rate higher than 5 stars or flames, I'd probably combust, or depending on certain family members of mine, I'd go straight to Hell - and might I add, happily. I haven't had the chance to read the rest of the series following this novella, and so, I'm not biased as to what happens next, nor have I studied or researched them, but d@mn was Dirty hot as all heck!! Clare James absolutely knows how to create a club realistic enough that readers believe themselves to be there with Gabe, getting to know him, finding out why he is so delectable, but first we find out the struggle he's had to go through to become the man in the Quick and Dirty series. Truthfully, I hadn't expected this rare find and was more than happy to have discovered it, loved it and now I can't wait to get my hands on the rest of the series to find out what happens next with Gabe. Clare James is truly an author that I'll enjoy following and adding her novels to my ever growing library that has invaded my kindle and tablet, and if there's one thing I can suggest: bring ice. Or lots and lots of water to cool down.






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Profile Image for Melissa Mendoza.
2,598 reviews55 followers
January 27, 2016
Title:Dirty
Author: Clare James
Series: Quick and Dirty, Book #0.5
Publisher:
Release Date: January 18, 2016
Genre(s): Erotica/BDSM
Page Count:
Heat Level: 5 flames out of 5
Rating: 5 stars out of 5
Blurb:

Gabe Shannon has just been schooled … in the art of kink, that is.

After a heartbreaking loss, this broken man spins out of control until he begins a whirlwind friendship with a stripper named Tash.

With Tash at his side, the two embark on a crazy tour of the underground world of pleasure. Yes, he’s gone into a deep, dark, and dirty world that he never really knew existed. And surprisingly, he discovers he likes it. Quite a lot.

But the reserved entrepreneur soon realizes that hanging from the chandeliers every night is not all it’s cracked up to be. Well, it is … but it’d sure be a lot more fun if it meant something.


“I move closer to her, taking my position as I’ve watched the others do. I take a deep breath and begin. I’ve been given no instruction, but I’m not sure I need any. All I care about in this moment is pleasuring the woman who’s brought me back to life.”

5 quick and dirty stars!!! So sexy and dirty...two of my favorite things!

Gabe is trying to get over a recent heartbreak and is starting to get out of control. He ends up meeting a stripper named Tash and they become fast friends. Now these two partners in crime venture on a trip to the underground world of BDSM. And much to Gabe’s dismay he really falls for it! Will he grow tired of living his life on the edge?

This book is so dirty and so sexy, what’s not to love!!! It’s a quick and dirty read and I enjoyed every d@mn page!!

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ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review. Reviewed by Melissa from Alpha Book Club
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3,428 reviews142 followers
January 20, 2016
Dirty introduces us to Gabe Shannon, a widower whose libido has been on vacation for more than two years. Almost as bad, the young entrepreneur's businesses have also been in a holding pattern, and if they get any more stagnant they just might flatline. Something has to be done, and soon.

He quits drinking (but not hanging out in strip clubs, since he's still hoping to fix problem #1), makes sure his problem isn't medical, and starts seeing a shrink. Then he decides it's time to get serious.

In the meantime he's met and befriended Tash, a stripper at his favorite strip club, and she's long been offering to fix his problem for him--all he has to do is keep and open mind. He's not quite sure what to expect, but after yet another non-productive session on Dr. Fieldin'g couch, he finally decides to go for it.

Tash takes Gabe on a series of erotic-themed field trips, and lo and behold, things appear to be (ahem) looking up. He's inspired to try his hand a new business, and it looks like he may finally get the one-on-one time with Tash he'd been craving but unable to enjoy up until that point. Things are finally looking up.

But Tash always insisted she wasn't the one for him...will she fix him or leave him even more broken?

Dirty is an intro novella, giving us a slice of Gabe's life before book one in the series, Dirty Little Lies starts. It doesn't quite have the ending you might think it will going in, but Gabe's definitely finally on the path toward getting his life back. Dirty's a fun glimpse into the mind of a grieving and plain vanilla guy who's on his way toward healing and learning to appreciate other flavors. Many, many other flavors...

Looks like it's going to be a fun series!

Rating: 4 stars / B+

I received a complimentary copy in exchange for an honest review.
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242 reviews25 followers
January 24, 2016
Title:Dirty
Author: Clare James
Series: Quick and Dirty
Publisher: C.J. Books
Release Date: January 16, 2016
Genre(s): Romance
Page Count: 92
Heat Level: # 5 flames out of 5
Rating: # 5 stars out of 5
Blurb:


Dirty is the prequel for the Quick and Dirty series. It sets the stage for where the other books will take you.
Gabe lost the love is life and hasn’t been able to move on. It isn’t like he hasn’t tried, but his ‘willie’ hasn’t gotten the memo. So his friend Tash, a stripper at the club, decides to take him on a sexual quest, a way to get things moving again. Tash shows him that vanilla is ok, but there is so much more out there. And man does he like it!
Clare James is a genius at naughty. She has a fun way of giving you something and having you begging for more.



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Goodreads Link: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...
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PLOT:5
CHEMISTRY:5
PACING:5
ENDING:5
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT:5
Profile Image for Amber at WickedGoodReads.
420 reviews7 followers
January 18, 2016
HOT HOT HOT!!!

Dirty is the prequel novella to the Quick and Dirty series so it's job is to give you the background as to how Club Venus came to be and a little back story on Gabe Shannon, the main character from the series. And apparently, also to keep you hot and bothered for approximately 100 pages.

WOW! Clare James you naughty lady.. ;) When I got the email about signing up for the Dirty blog tour, it said something along the lines of "this book contains a little more sexiness than my books usually do". Well, sign me up! Boy, she wasn't joking. From page 1 this story is over-the-top filled with hotness while somehow maintaining the integrity of the storyline which a lot of authors are not able to do. I am familiar with the rest of the series, but if you haven't read Dirty Little Lies and Dirty Little Tricks, this book would be the best place to start as it really does explain how the club came to be and gives a lot of insight into Gabe's thought process.
I really loved it and thought it was just the perfect novella to start off the series. I was given the unedited version in exchanged for my honest opinion and my spot on this blog tour. I appreciate it very much. 5*****wickedgoodstars for Dirty by Clare James :)
Profile Image for Mindy Bigham.
Author 6 books47 followers
January 19, 2016
*I received an ARC of this book free from Barclay Publicity in exchange for an honest review*

Gabe Shannon knows heartache. He has lost the love of his life and spiraled out of control to the point where he is not really even running his businesses anymore.

Tash is a stripper that Gabe has become great friends with. She is also willing to help him with his issue of not being able to perform.

Tash introduces Gabe into the BDSM world. Almost instantly he has been cured of his inabilities. The business side of him also awakens. And he knows he has got to own this club for himself.

This is a very quick and great read. Gabe is introduced into a world that he knew existed but never knew he could identify with any of it. He wants Tash so bad for himself that he lets her try to fix him. And boy does it work! She was able to spark something within him that doctors could not even fix. The only problem is that she thinks Gabe is way too good for her.

I cannot wait to read the next book in the series Dirty Little Lies.


My Favorite Moment: I really loved when Gabe found out what his boundary was.
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Author 87 books686 followers
January 22, 2016
4.5 / 5 stars

I'm not sure, really, why I love prequel novellas, but I really, really do. I love the extra insight to characters before the true story begins for them.

And in this case, we get some insight to kinky Gabe -- who wasn't always into the club scene, who had a bit of a problem with his, mmhm, member. With the help of a friend, he discovers just what he needs to get back into business.

Gabe was a fun guy. I liked his smart mouth and sassy thoughts -- even when he was demeaning to himself and upset with his inabilities. Watching the beginning of his journey was hot and sexy, and the foreshadowing to the following book was great (I did start book one, but didn't get too far before I had this in my hands, so I chose to read Gabe's story in true time-order). I cannot wait for him to finally put the past in it's place and open himself up for love.

Clare James has the ability to write a great love story, and her steamy sexiness definitely pulls through in this novella (assuming the entire series).

*received a copy of the title in exchange for an honest review.
Profile Image for Char Sowers.
674 reviews20 followers
January 21, 2016
"Dirty" is the prequel to Clare James' kinky and fun Quick and Dirty series. This is the origin story about not only how Gabe came to be the owner of Venus, but also how he was introduced into the BDSM lifestyle. What was the impetus, the muse, and the vision. And also a little psychic perception. Gabe undergoes such a crazy amount of growth in this short novella. This little read is funny, somewhat poignant, and of course racy and steamy.
"Dirty" is humorous and fun. It's a great origin story, and for someone who hasn't read the series (me) it compels you to want to know what happens next! Clare James knows how to titillate with the very first sexual healing treatment. It's Amusing and Hot. And the Epilogue has me hooked for Book One of the Quick and Dirty series.
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This novel was provided by the Publisher for an honest review.
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January 19, 2016
This novella was the first I've read in this series..and once I found out it was a series, I was like, Uh Oh...but then I noticed it's technically book .5, the beginning. So Hey...what a time to start! And start it does. I'm hooked. Gabe's awesome. He obviously loved his wife (girlfriend, whatever she was) and I'm assuming she died, but regardless, after being able to picture himself in the burbs with kids and pets he's set adrift. After drowning his sorrows in drink, and finding out that doesn't work, he ends up at a strip club. One of the strippers, Tash, becomes his best friend...and it's her mission to see that his plumbing still works...
We get into Gabe's mind and he gets into his kink. So now, I've gotta grab the rest of the series and see how things work out! What a great prologue. Short, sweet, sexy and yep, it does it's job! Makes you wanna finish what Tash has started.
Great quick read, beginning what sounds to be a super series.
4.5 Stars

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750 reviews41 followers
January 20, 2016
I got this book for an honest review by the publisher and I was really excited to know how Gabe became the sexy male he was on the book "Dirty little lies" from the same author.

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I’ve got to say that it was a great book!

Not in the way I would have expected thought.

He is weak, hurt, broken...Nothing like the guy we know, he is not kinky... Not even a little bit.

He has lost weight and his business is going from bad to worse.

He has lost his beacon, he is indeen lost.

I think that what I enjoyed the most was the transformation, it's really hard to picture him the way he is portrait in this book...

And his lesson learned would probably be to let go, and move forward, nothing is worth you losing your life over, no matter how painful it can be.
Profile Image for De Reese Robinson.
394 reviews2 followers
January 19, 2016
Who is Gabe Shannon???

Dirty gives you a look into Gabe's, life before he meets Stevie. Gabe, struggles through life after his wife Ann, past. He loses his will to move forward...not eating, businesses are barely staying afloat, constant drinking and hanging out with his friend at the strip club. When Gabe, finally realizes he needs help because he no longer gets an erection his friend Tasha, takes him through a journey to help him find control OF his life and deliver pleasure as well as seek it. Now, he needs to find the life he always wanted...
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1,187 reviews24 followers
July 2, 2016
Fun and weird
A man who's obviously has lost a love(in what way I still don't know) isn't getting it up and a women tries to help.
The story was fine and the characters are okay, but I felt it lacked more background described and it was a little shallow for my taste. That's my taste but for someone else it might be the right one. I like a little more to the story and I find that this book was not fulfilling to my needs in a read.
It's a book, and it was easy to read so feel free to read.
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