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Spy Toys
The world's leading toy manufacturer makes playthings for the rich and famous, and every toy they create contains a tiny computerised brain and a unique personality. These toys are seriously awesome! But every so often there's a faulty toy ...
Dan is a Snugliffic Cuddlestar bear – he should be perfect for hugging. But because of a faulty chip, Dan is so strong he could crush a car. Thrown on to the rejects pile, he meets Arabella, a Loadsasmiles Sunshine Doll, who has a very short temper and is absolutely NOT good with children. Soon Dan, Arabella and Flax (a custom-made police robot rabbit gone AWOL) are recruited by Auntie Roz, the 'M' of the toy world, and together they make up THE SPY TOYS.
Their first to protect the prime minister's eight-year-old son from being kidnapped ...
Dan is a Snugliffic Cuddlestar bear – he should be perfect for hugging. But because of a faulty chip, Dan is so strong he could crush a car. Thrown on to the rejects pile, he meets Arabella, a Loadsasmiles Sunshine Doll, who has a very short temper and is absolutely NOT good with children. Soon Dan, Arabella and Flax (a custom-made police robot rabbit gone AWOL) are recruited by Auntie Roz, the 'M' of the toy world, and together they make up THE SPY TOYS.
Their first to protect the prime minister's eight-year-old son from being kidnapped ...
240 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2017
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January 15, 2017
Aimed at children aged 8-11, this is a really fun book about a group of reject toys such as Dan the Snugaliffic Cuddlestar, a teddy bear who is just too strong or Arabella the Loadsasmiles Sunshine Rag Doll with the personality of a bad tempered rattlesnake or Flax the custom-made police rabbit who was designed to gather information but went AWOL… They are gathered together by Auntie Roz at the Department of Secret Affairs and her job is to stop the ‘horrid blowy-uppy’ kind of things happening in the world, so she wants to create the toys into a Top Secret Team.
Sam Spinks is the eight year old son of the Prime Minister and he is in danger. Can they protect Sam from kidnappers? With fun villains, an interesting setting and some great characters, this is a really great read for boys and girls. I think it is a great idea and there are lots of fun black and white illustrations to illustrate the book. Best of all, there is a sequel planned, and I know that my daughter is looking forward to reading on.
Sam Spinks is the eight year old son of the Prime Minister and he is in danger. Can they protect Sam from kidnappers? With fun villains, an interesting setting and some great characters, this is a really great read for boys and girls. I think it is a great idea and there are lots of fun black and white illustrations to illustrate the book. Best of all, there is a sequel planned, and I know that my daughter is looking forward to reading on.
January 7, 2017
I received a copy of this title from Hachette Australia for review.
Ten Second Synopsis:
Three toys destined for the reject pile are given a top secret mission to protect the Prime Minister's son from a villainous elephant-human hybrid company mascot.
We on the shelf, being a little bit not-quite-right ourselves, thoroughly enjoyed this original, fun, fast-paced, funny early middle grade offering. Dan is a teddy bear designed for hugging but could crush a child with his malfunctioning strength chip. Arabella is meant to bring sunshine into a little child's life, but has a snappy comeback that could burn your ears off. And Flax...well, he's a bunny with a problem with authority. These three toys, after managing to save themselves from the reject pile, are charged with the job of protecting the Prime Minister's son - what better way to hide bodyguards in plain sight, than to disguise them as toys? - and so the intrepid trio become...Spy Toys! While it's a steep learning curve for our sharp-clawed, sharp-tongued and sharp-eyed friends, they must do all they can to protect the Prime Minister's son from a criminal gang run by an elephant-human hybrid ex-circus clown, or perish in the attempt.
This early chapter book is pure, unadulterated fun from beginning to end, with oodles of line drawings throughout to add zest to the action. There's no mucking around with boring filler either: from the moment Dan is singled out as a defective toy it's non-stop action, escapes and chases until the thrilling (and quite dangerous!) finale. Clearly the author isn't afraid to throw in a bit of silliness - the human-animal hybrid gang being a case in point - but there are also some nicely touching scenes in which the Prime Minister learns a bit about being an attentive parent - awwww! The Snaztacular Ultrafun toy factory also had something of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory about it - I can imagine kids desperate for a golden ticket to visit such an exciting place!
The three heroes are loveable, in a defective sort of way and I can't wait to see where this series goes next. As an early chapter book, it's the perfect length for newly independent readers who love action, adventure and comedy all rolled into one. Spy Toys is definitely an intriguing opener to the series and I can't wait to join Dan, Arabella and Flax on their next spy-tastic adventure!
Ten Second Synopsis:
Three toys destined for the reject pile are given a top secret mission to protect the Prime Minister's son from a villainous elephant-human hybrid company mascot.
We on the shelf, being a little bit not-quite-right ourselves, thoroughly enjoyed this original, fun, fast-paced, funny early middle grade offering. Dan is a teddy bear designed for hugging but could crush a child with his malfunctioning strength chip. Arabella is meant to bring sunshine into a little child's life, but has a snappy comeback that could burn your ears off. And Flax...well, he's a bunny with a problem with authority. These three toys, after managing to save themselves from the reject pile, are charged with the job of protecting the Prime Minister's son - what better way to hide bodyguards in plain sight, than to disguise them as toys? - and so the intrepid trio become...Spy Toys! While it's a steep learning curve for our sharp-clawed, sharp-tongued and sharp-eyed friends, they must do all they can to protect the Prime Minister's son from a criminal gang run by an elephant-human hybrid ex-circus clown, or perish in the attempt.
This early chapter book is pure, unadulterated fun from beginning to end, with oodles of line drawings throughout to add zest to the action. There's no mucking around with boring filler either: from the moment Dan is singled out as a defective toy it's non-stop action, escapes and chases until the thrilling (and quite dangerous!) finale. Clearly the author isn't afraid to throw in a bit of silliness - the human-animal hybrid gang being a case in point - but there are also some nicely touching scenes in which the Prime Minister learns a bit about being an attentive parent - awwww! The Snaztacular Ultrafun toy factory also had something of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory about it - I can imagine kids desperate for a golden ticket to visit such an exciting place!
The three heroes are loveable, in a defective sort of way and I can't wait to see where this series goes next. As an early chapter book, it's the perfect length for newly independent readers who love action, adventure and comedy all rolled into one. Spy Toys is definitely an intriguing opener to the series and I can't wait to join Dan, Arabella and Flax on their next spy-tastic adventure!
August 31, 2017
Spy Toys was a surprisingly pleasant read. It’s been a while since I read a book like this and it reminded me why I fell in love with reading when I was so young. The ability to escape into another world or story was something I just loved and I think this book will provide that experience for many little readers.
Who didn’t wish that their toys could come to life when they were younger? I know I certainly did and so even my older self was thrilled to see that this story was based around that very concept. It was nice to see how this story showed young readers that even the ‘faulty’ toys who weren’t good enough to be sold could become the heroes of the story. There were some great morals in this book that I think would resonate with young readers and would certainly bring discussion points for parents reading this with their children.
I loved how silly this book was (and I mean that in a nice way!). There were silly names such as ‘Loadsasmiles Sunshine Doll’, ‘Snugaliffic Cuddlestar bear’ and so many more. The irony of these names as you get to know the characters they are associated with will not be lost on any adults reading these books either.
This book is also crammed full of some really fantastic and eye-catching illustrations. It’s not often I read books with illustrations so these were a welcome addition for me but I’m sure any young readers will enjoy looking at these as they move through the story too.
With a fantastic, exciting adventure and a whole host of wonderful characters, I’m sure this will grow to be a series that kids everywhere will love.
Who didn’t wish that their toys could come to life when they were younger? I know I certainly did and so even my older self was thrilled to see that this story was based around that very concept. It was nice to see how this story showed young readers that even the ‘faulty’ toys who weren’t good enough to be sold could become the heroes of the story. There were some great morals in this book that I think would resonate with young readers and would certainly bring discussion points for parents reading this with their children.
I loved how silly this book was (and I mean that in a nice way!). There were silly names such as ‘Loadsasmiles Sunshine Doll’, ‘Snugaliffic Cuddlestar bear’ and so many more. The irony of these names as you get to know the characters they are associated with will not be lost on any adults reading these books either.
This book is also crammed full of some really fantastic and eye-catching illustrations. It’s not often I read books with illustrations so these were a welcome addition for me but I’m sure any young readers will enjoy looking at these as they move through the story too.
With a fantastic, exciting adventure and a whole host of wonderful characters, I’m sure this will grow to be a series that kids everywhere will love.
April 7, 2018
Our protagonists are 3 toys with very different personalities, 2 of which are considered ‘broken’ toys. Throughout the course of the first book and continuing into the second book, these 2 toys struggle with their seemingly negative attributes. Dan the teddy bear is designed to be super cuddly, but he has a fault that makes him super strong. He is deeply upset by this and throughout the course of the book struggles with having the confidence to do anything as he may be too strong. However, he shows that if he works hard enough, and believes in himself, he can control his strength. As a teacher this is an important message for children and it’s refreshing to see it in a book that is also packed full of action and adventure.
This message continues into our second book with Arabella, a doll who hates children. Arabella has to live with a child in order to help with the mission and she is certainly not looking forward to it. This book is even more action packed than the first, and I actually found the plot even more exciting. I found myself giggling at times so I just know that children will find this hilarious. These books are so much fun! What I especially like about them is that they are easy to read and full of lovely illustrations, but they are not simplified for children. There is still some interesting vocabulary (which makes me very excited as a teacher!
There’s not too much more I can say without spoiling the endings and that would be awful. Teachers, parents, adults who know children, adults who love children’s books, I highly suggest you picking up these books as they are great fun.
These books are now sat happily on my Book Tree in my classroom ready for the children to descend upon them!
Originally posted at: https://thebookishfairyblog.wordpress...
This message continues into our second book with Arabella, a doll who hates children. Arabella has to live with a child in order to help with the mission and she is certainly not looking forward to it. This book is even more action packed than the first, and I actually found the plot even more exciting. I found myself giggling at times so I just know that children will find this hilarious. These books are so much fun! What I especially like about them is that they are easy to read and full of lovely illustrations, but they are not simplified for children. There is still some interesting vocabulary (which makes me very excited as a teacher!
There’s not too much more I can say without spoiling the endings and that would be awful. Teachers, parents, adults who know children, adults who love children’s books, I highly suggest you picking up these books as they are great fun.
These books are now sat happily on my Book Tree in my classroom ready for the children to descend upon them!
Originally posted at: https://thebookishfairyblog.wordpress...
January 7, 2018
Interest Level: 3-6
What would you do if you were a toy that had a malfunction and could not be trusted around kids? You join the team of Spy Toys! This is such an action-packed book that will also have you laughing out loud. Ben is a teddy bear that is made to cuddle with his owner, however, his malfunction is that he is so strong that he will crush whatever (or whoever) he hugs. When he finds himself in the reject room he meets up with Arabella, a Loadsasmile Sunshine doll that has a very short temper. Arabella convinces (or really forces) Ben to help her escape they find themselves in the woods outside the toy factory caught in a net. This is where they meet Flax, a custom-made police robot rabbit. Together they make up the Spy Toys team sent out to protect Sam, a senator's son who is in danger of being kidnapped. Can these three bands of misfits work together to save Sam and in the process find where they belong?
This is such a great chapter book that has super-cute pictures to go along with the text. I can't wait to see the next mission that this trio goes on.
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What would you do if you were a toy that had a malfunction and could not be trusted around kids? You join the team of Spy Toys! This is such an action-packed book that will also have you laughing out loud. Ben is a teddy bear that is made to cuddle with his owner, however, his malfunction is that he is so strong that he will crush whatever (or whoever) he hugs. When he finds himself in the reject room he meets up with Arabella, a Loadsasmile Sunshine doll that has a very short temper. Arabella convinces (or really forces) Ben to help her escape they find themselves in the woods outside the toy factory caught in a net. This is where they meet Flax, a custom-made police robot rabbit. Together they make up the Spy Toys team sent out to protect Sam, a senator's son who is in danger of being kidnapped. Can these three bands of misfits work together to save Sam and in the process find where they belong?
This is such a great chapter book that has super-cute pictures to go along with the text. I can't wait to see the next mission that this trio goes on.
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February 28, 2018
Enter of world of sentient toys and genetically engineered mascots. I liked the idea of this story!
But there was something about it, that I just didn’t enjoy. One example - in one scene, in the pictures, the restraints look like ropes - but in the text they are described as straps or constraints. The only reason I noticed this was because I wondered why Dan couldn’t break a simple rope if he was so strong? (He can rip off the door of a van but can’t break a rope?)
And I feel like a lot of the story was like this - it was a cute idea, and had some potential - but the execution was a bit silly and pointless.
I mean, I know it sounds stupid to say that this story about 3 living toys wasn’t realistic, but you know when writing feels like it’s actual dialogue versus when it’s just contrived and doesn’t really sound like somebody would say it out loud? It has the feel of a self-published book without much editing.
Sometimes the level of silliness makes it sound like it was written by kids, not for kids.
I just didn’t think it was particularly good or funny.
Thanks to NetGalley and Bloomsbury USA for a copy in return for an honest review.
But there was something about it, that I just didn’t enjoy. One example - in one scene, in the pictures, the restraints look like ropes - but in the text they are described as straps or constraints. The only reason I noticed this was because I wondered why Dan couldn’t break a simple rope if he was so strong? (He can rip off the door of a van but can’t break a rope?)
And I feel like a lot of the story was like this - it was a cute idea, and had some potential - but the execution was a bit silly and pointless.
I mean, I know it sounds stupid to say that this story about 3 living toys wasn’t realistic, but you know when writing feels like it’s actual dialogue versus when it’s just contrived and doesn’t really sound like somebody would say it out loud? It has the feel of a self-published book without much editing.
Sometimes the level of silliness makes it sound like it was written by kids, not for kids.
I just didn’t think it was particularly good or funny.
Thanks to NetGalley and Bloomsbury USA for a copy in return for an honest review.
December 18, 2017
Thank you to @Kidlitexchange and @bloomsbury publishing for providing a review copy of this book which will be released on January 16, 2018. All opinions are my own.
Spy Toys is a great book for kids who are just beginning to be ready for chapter books. The font and entertaining illustrations on almost every page encourage the reader to continue reading this engaging story about misfit toys who are recruited to be "spy toys". These are not ordinary toys. These are toys which have a computer chip that controls their actions, and unfortunately each one of this trio has a malfunctioning chip. They would normally be dismantled for parts, but luckily they are chosen to be repurposed to utilize their misfit powers in for special spy missions.
There is a lot of action on almost every page which might prove to be a little scary for younger readers. However, it should be to be an enticing read for most students in grades 2 and up.
Spy Toys is a great book for kids who are just beginning to be ready for chapter books. The font and entertaining illustrations on almost every page encourage the reader to continue reading this engaging story about misfit toys who are recruited to be "spy toys". These are not ordinary toys. These are toys which have a computer chip that controls their actions, and unfortunately each one of this trio has a malfunctioning chip. They would normally be dismantled for parts, but luckily they are chosen to be repurposed to utilize their misfit powers in for special spy missions.
There is a lot of action on almost every page which might prove to be a little scary for younger readers. However, it should be to be an enticing read for most students in grades 2 and up.
November 11, 2017
Spy Toys by Mark Powers was a quick, easy read that had you laughing and hoping for the best all at the same time. The premise of the story with defective toys being asked to help was intriguing and funny. The book brought to light the sad state of affairs with the relationships between children and parents. That parents just no longer have time to engage with and watch their own children and those jobs are now left to toys. It was sad, but the book handled it in such a hilarious way that you couldn't help but enjoy the story, characters and plot. I think that reluctant readers will find this book fun, engaging and easy to read with limited text on the page with illustrations scattered throughout. You will quickly fall in love with Dan and his crew and wonder what adventures they will go on next!
April 8, 2019
This book tells the story of fault toys turned spies in a tale that combines the thrill of James Bond with the imagery of Toy Story. The main character is a teddy bear meant for cuddling children, but whose strength makes him too dangerous for children to play with.
I didn't like this book at all. I found that it was very poorly written, and it felt like a small child had written it. It also used a lot of mildly vulgar words like butt and stupid and dumb, and none of the characters were very nice to each other. It's personally not my favorite book, but it is a cool concept.
This book could possibly be used to teach sight words. You could also hide clues (sight words) around the room and have the kids be spies and try to find them.
I didn't like this book at all. I found that it was very poorly written, and it felt like a small child had written it. It also used a lot of mildly vulgar words like butt and stupid and dumb, and none of the characters were very nice to each other. It's personally not my favorite book, but it is a cool concept.
This book could possibly be used to teach sight words. You could also hide clues (sight words) around the room and have the kids be spies and try to find them.
February 16, 2018
Lots of irreverent, fast-paced, somewhat goofy fun. Dan, Arabella and Flax are misfit toys. (o.k. technically Flax is a rabbit-shaped policebot designed for information gathering.) Slated for destruction they are recruited by the Department of Secret Affairs, their mission: prevent horrible, blowey-uppy, kind of things from happening. An army of corporate mascots has run amok, wreaking vengeance on the companies that exploited them and the misfit toys are perfectly suited for thwarting their kidnapping plan.
December 15, 2017
This is such a fun read. It has the added bonus that the book is equally enjoyable for adults with some brilliant British humour while engaging children. My daughters enjoyed the story and laughed so much at some of the dialogue - Ursus idiotus was a firm favourite. We're looking forward to the next instalment. (Goodreads has the series order incorrect. This is book 1 of the series).
March 3, 2018
3.5 Stars
I finished this a couple of days ago and forgot to write a review. A quick read about a group of misfit toys finding a purpose and they end up protecting a young boy. I think there are kids who will enjoy the book, especially those who find Toy Story enjoyable, but it isn’t a book that I feel will be super popular.
I finished this a couple of days ago and forgot to write a review. A quick read about a group of misfit toys finding a purpose and they end up protecting a young boy. I think there are kids who will enjoy the book, especially those who find Toy Story enjoyable, but it isn’t a book that I feel will be super popular.
October 24, 2018
This book combines two of my favorite concepts- secret agents and toys being alive. Although at the beginning it was not what I thought it would be like, I enjoyed it very much. Four and a half stars. I discount half a star because at the ending, it seemed that the author was a bit desperate to get it over with and was running out of ideas. I hope there is a sequel (or two).
June 2, 2018
Book 3 of the Hull children’s book award 2018 books. This was a lovely read, I actually really enjoyed it. Loved the idea of all the super duper toys, cooler versions of normal toys. Very entertaining read :)
October 14, 2017
Brilliantly fun and pacey. Kids will love this!
June 12, 2018
A fun series for fans of Captain Underpants and the like. Lots of illustrations and white space, yet definitely qualifies as a Fantasy chapter book.
March 13, 2018
4 stars. I passed this one along to my grandkids. They liked it so much they've re-read it three times during family reading time. That says a whole lot in my opinion.
October 6, 2018
The Snaztacular Ultrafun company makes toys that have computerized brains that give them a personality and the ability to walk and talk as if alive. Dan is a cuddly toy bear that is too strong and would crush any children he tries to hug. Arabella is a ragdoll that is too rude and snarky to be a doll for someone to love, plus she hates kids. They are recruited to join the top-secret Spy Toys, along with a robot police rabbit to protect a Senator's son from the evil villain, Rusty Flumptrunk, a genetically engineered, half-human, half elephant cereal mascot. This was a silly, but fun read with fun illustrations, reminiscent of a quirky A-Team for kids. Should appeal to fans of Captain Underpants or the Toy Story movies.
March 21, 2019
Best book I have ever read . I love this book . I like how the auther turned some simple toys into secret agents.
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April 3, 2019
Dexter (10yo) read. "Who knew toys could be spies!"
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January 4, 2021it is full of fighting
September 29, 2022
this is soooooo good theres betrayal theres friendship theres trust its super good but its a book for littler kids like in yr 4 or somethin.
February 7, 2017
Supremely silly but enjoyably so, an entertaining premise and a light read to capture interest of the target audience.
A little like my old favourite - SuperTed - who "when he was made... had something wrong with him." Dan is a specially made cuddle bear (a Snugliffic Cuddlestar), made by a high-tech toy manufacturer to have personality. But his cuddling is crushing - literally! Dumped as a reject, he cannot fulfil his purpose, but after meeting a doll who hates children and a police rabbit, they end up being recruited... as Spy Toys!
The Prime Minister's son is getting too old for toys, but when threatened with kidnap he accepts his new 'minders' and they must work together to save him.
A very silly adventure, loads of fun though. It's reminiscent of Toy Story and James Bond, with a variety of characters and flaws and lots of laughs.
Short chapters, illustrations throughout make this a good choice for recently independent readers, and even my son (about to turn 6) enjoyed listening to this over a few bedtimes and didn't want to stop each evening.
Very child-friendly style and story, a great idea for a series, and concludes well to leave room for future adventures.
One for ages 5-10.
With thanks to the publisher for the advance copy.
A little like my old favourite - SuperTed - who "when he was made... had something wrong with him." Dan is a specially made cuddle bear (a Snugliffic Cuddlestar), made by a high-tech toy manufacturer to have personality. But his cuddling is crushing - literally! Dumped as a reject, he cannot fulfil his purpose, but after meeting a doll who hates children and a police rabbit, they end up being recruited... as Spy Toys!
The Prime Minister's son is getting too old for toys, but when threatened with kidnap he accepts his new 'minders' and they must work together to save him.
A very silly adventure, loads of fun though. It's reminiscent of Toy Story and James Bond, with a variety of characters and flaws and lots of laughs.
Short chapters, illustrations throughout make this a good choice for recently independent readers, and even my son (about to turn 6) enjoyed listening to this over a few bedtimes and didn't want to stop each evening.
Very child-friendly style and story, a great idea for a series, and concludes well to leave room for future adventures.
One for ages 5-10.
With thanks to the publisher for the advance copy.
March 28, 2020
Malo, sin sentido, pobre construcción de personajes y situaciones.
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August 21, 2017Blog tour review to follow on 3rd September.
November 1, 2017
Dan is a Snugliffic Cuddlestar, a toy bear with a computerized brain, but because he can't control his own strength he is sent to the rejects pile. Along with another toy and a robot rabbit, he is chosen to be a spy toy and protect the senator's son from being kidnapped. Dan is unsure about his assignment and worried about his abnormal strength, but he learns to put those thoughts aside to keep the senator's son safe. The toys are involved in an amusing adventure, but their experience shows the power of believing in oneself. This is the type of fast-paced, humorous, sort-of-silly book that many middle grade readers enjoy. There are many pictures throughout which will entice reluctant readers and those who prefer shorter chapter books. This is one with lots of kid appeal.
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January 9, 2018Note: I received a digital review copy of this book from the publisher through NetGalley.
January 13, 2018
Thank you to @kidlitexchange for the review copy of this book. All opinions are my own. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟Spy Toys by Mark Powers. What kid doesn't imagine their favorite toys would come to life? In this action packed chapter book that's exactly how the world works. A group if misfit toys bands together and is sent on a mission to protect Sam from being kidnapped. Ben a teddy bear too strong to cuddle kids, Arabella a rag doll with a short fuse and is mean, and Flax is an AWOL police bunny. Villains that will keep you laughing and on edge, come to life toys and wonderful illustrations to help imagine the story unfold will make you want to see more Spy Toy adventures soon! Review also posted on Instagram @jasonnstacie, Library Thing, Go Read, and my blog at readsbystacie.com
October 5, 2018
Amusingly absurd and enjoyably ridiculous. With a bit of heart and character development mixed in. Lots of fun.
Meet main bad guy Rusty Flumptrunk:
Meet main bad guy Rusty Flumptrunk:
He's the mascot for Wheatie Lumps breakfast cereal. Was, anyway. In the old days, a company mascot used to be an out-of-work actor in an animal costume. Nowadays the companies genetically engineer mascots. Rusty is an artificial life-form, half human, half elephant. He was originally created to sell Petersen's Peanut Butter, but it turned out he had a peanut allergy--couldn't even smell one without getting sick--so they sold him to the Wheatie Lumps Corporation. At first, he was a big success: kids loved him, and sales of Wheatie Lumps went through the roof. But then the Wheatie Lumps people began to work him too hard: every day more ads, more public appearances. It got to be too much, and in the end he snapped. Quit the job and formed an organization called the Army of Mascots, recruited lots of genetically engineered mascots from other big companies: Roxy the Cheese Leopard, the Baked Bean Elf, Hoopla the Shoe-Polish Crocodile. Loads more. They turned to crime, taking revenge on the corporations that exploited them, stealing anything they could get their hands on.(Luckily howtodefuseacondimentbomb.org is available for quick reference.)
"The Mayonnaise Bomb!" announced Rusty Flumptrunk. "Forgive me bloooowing my own trumpet, but this plan is soooo clever! Either the senator orders the release of my Army of Mascots from jail, or young Samuel here and everything else within a fifty-mile radius ends up drenched in fresh mayonnaise! All machinery will seize up! Cars and buses will skid into one another! People's clothes, houses, and all their stuff will be rendered permanently yucky!"
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