BitterSweet

by S.L. Romines

Bittersweet-
(of food, drink, or flavor) sweet with a bitter aftertaste.

Breast pumps...
Nipple cream...
Sonograms...

Oh my!

Vivian Halliwell has hit a bump in life, pun totally intended, that is quite literally making her feel like a cankle sporting alien. From a positive pregnancy test to a crap ton of morning sickness, and eating weird green things, Vivian is convinced that karma is rearing its ugly, fat face because there is no way that anyone or anything could quite possibly think that she is even remotely fit to raise a snotty-nosed mouth breather.

Not to mention...

It's been ninety-one days since Jax Maddox left and ninety-one days that Vivian has been cursing the stars and missing the hell out of her marine. With the months counting down and the inevitable birth of their child, Vivian realizes that she might just be on her own with this one. But no amount of time apart and no amount of vomiting and stretch marks can keep her from wanting the sexy marine that swept her off her feet to return home to her. To them.

From breast pumps, nipple cream, sonograms, little alien looking mouth breathers, beef curtains, to crusty empanadas. this little sequel is sure to make you cringe, scream or laugh out loud. Whichever it is, you're going to get a major case of the feels!

(This book is intended for readers 18 and over due to explicit sexual content and foul language)

Expected Publication Date: Summer 2016

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About the author

S.L. Romines lives in a small town in Central California, and if you blink you just might miss it. She resides on a ranch with her family which she lovingly refers to as the funny farm. Between getting dish pan hands, listening to three bickering teenagers, pretending that she’s a gourmet chef (her family would like to disagree), and trying to tune out the sound of twenty-seven deranged Guinea fowl, somehow she finds the time to write about crazy characters that even make her laugh till she cries.