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337 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 22, 2016
Darkness!
No parents!
Continued Darkness!
Get it?
The opposite of light!"

“Detective Comic #27: The very first glimpse we get of the guy and already he looks pissed.”

"I always had trouble with the Bruce Wayne in the comic book," Burton said. "I mean, if this guy is so handsome, so rich, and so strong, why the fuck is he putting on a Batsuit?"
-Tim Burton on Bruce Wayne
"You with your jokers and riddlers, your evil doctors. All those grotesque mental patients you choose to 'match wits' with. You will never rise above them. You'll play in the mud for the rest of your life."
FANBOY: I would say Batman was best suited in the role of gritty urban crime detective, but now you guys have him up against Santas? And EASTER BUNNIES? I'm sorry! That's not my Batman!
BAT-MITE: (reading from a card handed to him by the show's producers) "Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but it's certainly no less valid and true to the character's root as [sic] the tortured avenger crying out for Mommy and Daddy."
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To stay in the good graces of the corporation whose spokes-clown pumped saturated fat to children like a whimsical chalk-faced avatar of arteriosclerosis, Warners promised that McDonald's officials would be granted the ability to review the next film's script."Unsurprisingly the result, Batman Forever, was a artistic train wreck and introduced to the world the word batnipple.
Hispanic Batman?