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First published November 24, 2015








"Gaius smirked. 'I like their philosophy.'
'A reader, are ya?'
'I am. But I never saw that as a flaw.'"
"Such a big room. Could get whole tribe in here."I was annoyed with all the info dumps. I don't recall Aiken being so bad about it before.
Aiken has taken family and twisted up our concept of siblings, uncles, aunts, parents, children into an hysterically funny portrait of family. Self-obsessed with a strong sense of loyalty and supportive of each other even while plotting horrible pranks and tricks to play against each other."'There was so much grunting,' he complained about finding Zoya in his bed. 'So much grunting.'
'Stop it,' she ordered … 'If you want me to stop laughing, you must stop it.'
'I'm trying to wipe it from my mind.'"
"'Stop it! Both of you!' the dragon called out, 'I have enough beauty to share with everyone!'"The happy-go-lucky General "Izzy" Iseabail, a.k.a., The Blood Queen's Pit Dog, is mated to Prince Éibhear the Contemptible, a blue Dragon and another of Rhiannon and Bercelak's sons, who is a Mi-runach (we finally get their story in How to Drive a Dragon Crazy , 6).
Prince Briec the Mighty, the second oldest child and fourth in line to the throne, is mated to Talaith, a Nolwenn witch and assassin. Together they have two perfect, perfect daughters: Izzy and Rhi."'She sniffs my hair sometimes. It makes me uncomfortable.'
'Yeah, don't let her do that too long.'"