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First published October 11, 2016
By my sophomore year I was using the words hegemony and patriarchal in sentences (luckily, that shit was short-lived). And then, right before Christmas 1999, I did the thing all girls like me, no matter where they're from, do in college: a girl.
The very first time she asked me to make that call, I was embarrassed and looking for a way out, so I asked, "Grams, why don't you just do it?"
"Minchia! Why, she asks!? Why?! Because I don't talk nice, that's why! But you do! You call and you use the nice words, like Mastagotz taught you." I knew exactly what she meant, but I hadn't known that she, or anyone in my family, had noticed that I sounded different when I spoke with Mark, that I used "nice words," or that I dropped my accent as low as it could go. In fact, I don't think I was even aware that I did it, until right then.
If I was indeed a little supergirl, able to jump social strata in a single bound, this was the first time I had been asked to hop into the phone booth, swap outfits, and use my powers in my civilian life. But, of course, I did as Grandma asked: "Good afternoon, I'm calling from Room 203. I don't mean to be a bother, but it seems we're missing our complimentary gift basket. Would it be possible for someone to send it up?" You bettah get right on it - otherwise my grandma's gonna come down there and rip your fucking heart out! "Thank you ever so much!"
That was that - I broke superhero protocol for twelve bucks' worth of half-decent snacks. And it felt great.
I still remember shopping there with Grandma, back when I was in PS 133, when she spotted a box of jelly candies, technically Bhagat's Keshar Badam Halwa with Saffron, sitting next to the red tin cubes of Lazzaroni Amaretti di Saronno cookies. Grandma flagged down a lady in a sari. "Eh! These any good?" The lady nodded and smiled. "They are sweet."
"I like sweet," Grandma said, throwing a box into her cart.
"And these?" the woman in the sari asked, pointing at the tin boxes of cookies.
"Sweet," Grandma said. So the lady took a box of those, as well - two people from very different parts of the world, brought together, if only for a second, by an exchange of their ridiculously cumbersomely named desserts.
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