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Three Shades Sick
SKEWERED, MEAT HOOKED and SLAY BELLES
Three shorts full of extreme sickness, sex, horror, gore and depravity.
SKEWERED
Jasmine Taylor, a struggling young actress, responds to a job-ad offering the 'opportunity of a lifetime' for a female with 'hidden depths'. After a bizarre audition, she wakes to find herself a prisoner in a picturesque village.
The village of Elldean seems timeless - peaceful and idyllic. However, the village hides a dark, terrifying secret - an ancient beast lives in the surrounding forest and, once a year, it emerges from its lair - to mate. The beast is huge and all in proportion - few women are capable of taking it on – and surviving - most are literally skewered to death. But if the beast doesn't get to mate then all hell will break loose.
For both her sake and that of the village, Jasmine is subjected to an extreme ‘training’ regime that will literally stretch the young woman to her limits, while, at the same time, release her secret, hidden desires.
Can she survive the beast and save the village from its wrath?
MEAT HOOKED
As a strict vegetarian and confirmed lesbian, Laura has no desire for ‘meat’ of any kind. While embarking on a walking holiday during the summer break from university, she finds herself cursed, after an encounter with a beautiful gypsy girl goes awry.
Now, with her body literally wasting away before her eyes, Laura’s only hope for survival is to find a constant source of ‘meat’. But in a small town on a Monday evening, where everything except the local pub is closed, can she consume enough to keep herself alive until she can track down the gypsy girl and get the curse removed?
Not if the butcher's angry wife, armed with a very sharp meat-hook, has anything to do with it!
SLAY BELLES
A FEAST OF MUTILATION, TORTURE AND CANNIBALISM. BE WARNED – YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT ‘PIGS IN BLANKETS’ THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Christmas! The smell of chestnuts roasting on the fire…at least I think its chestnuts I can smell – well it’s certainly nuts of some kind! Ho-Ho-Ho – someone’s going to be sore in the morning!
Jimmy is a bad husband. In a last ditch attempt to save their troubled marriage his wife, Angela, books them a romantic festive break at a remote inn. When her elderly mother is suddenly taken ill, Angela has to dash off, leaving her husband alone at the inn on Christmas Eve with only the beautiful, sexy twins who run the place to keep him company. Jimmy thinks he’s in for an evening of fun and games – and he is! But the games these sick, twisted sisters like to play will ensure that this will most definitely not be a Silent Night!
Three shorts full of extreme sickness, sex, horror, gore and depravity.
SKEWERED
Jasmine Taylor, a struggling young actress, responds to a job-ad offering the 'opportunity of a lifetime' for a female with 'hidden depths'. After a bizarre audition, she wakes to find herself a prisoner in a picturesque village.
The village of Elldean seems timeless - peaceful and idyllic. However, the village hides a dark, terrifying secret - an ancient beast lives in the surrounding forest and, once a year, it emerges from its lair - to mate. The beast is huge and all in proportion - few women are capable of taking it on – and surviving - most are literally skewered to death. But if the beast doesn't get to mate then all hell will break loose.
For both her sake and that of the village, Jasmine is subjected to an extreme ‘training’ regime that will literally stretch the young woman to her limits, while, at the same time, release her secret, hidden desires.
Can she survive the beast and save the village from its wrath?
MEAT HOOKED
As a strict vegetarian and confirmed lesbian, Laura has no desire for ‘meat’ of any kind. While embarking on a walking holiday during the summer break from university, she finds herself cursed, after an encounter with a beautiful gypsy girl goes awry.
Now, with her body literally wasting away before her eyes, Laura’s only hope for survival is to find a constant source of ‘meat’. But in a small town on a Monday evening, where everything except the local pub is closed, can she consume enough to keep herself alive until she can track down the gypsy girl and get the curse removed?
Not if the butcher's angry wife, armed with a very sharp meat-hook, has anything to do with it!
SLAY BELLES
A FEAST OF MUTILATION, TORTURE AND CANNIBALISM. BE WARNED – YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT ‘PIGS IN BLANKETS’ THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Christmas! The smell of chestnuts roasting on the fire…at least I think its chestnuts I can smell – well it’s certainly nuts of some kind! Ho-Ho-Ho – someone’s going to be sore in the morning!
Jimmy is a bad husband. In a last ditch attempt to save their troubled marriage his wife, Angela, books them a romantic festive break at a remote inn. When her elderly mother is suddenly taken ill, Angela has to dash off, leaving her husband alone at the inn on Christmas Eve with only the beautiful, sexy twins who run the place to keep him company. Jimmy thinks he’s in for an evening of fun and games – and he is! But the games these sick, twisted sisters like to play will ensure that this will most definitely not be a Silent Night!
- GenresHorror
118 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 17, 2016
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About the author
Anton Palmer
12 books35 followersAnton Palmer lives in the Forest of Dean, England.
Apart from reading and writing, he loves listening to music - as loud as possible...rock and metal mostly; Pink Floyd, Metallica, Kid Rock, Motley Crue, Motorhead and many others...
He enjoys a beer or two, particularly ales such as Bishop's Finger and Hobgoblin and is particularly partial to a nice drop of red wine.
Feel free to get in touch or ask him a question...ask about anything, anything at all, even about that medical condition you're too embarrassed to see the doctor about...
Apart from reading and writing, he loves listening to music - as loud as possible...rock and metal mostly; Pink Floyd, Metallica, Kid Rock, Motley Crue, Motorhead and many others...
He enjoys a beer or two, particularly ales such as Bishop's Finger and Hobgoblin and is particularly partial to a nice drop of red wine.
Feel free to get in touch or ask him a question...ask about anything, anything at all, even about that medical condition you're too embarrassed to see the doctor about...
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August 7, 2019
Loved it!
I really really enjoyed this book. Each story has you grimacing and squirming. But at the same time keeping you captivated through each story. My favourite was the 3rd with the twins. Now they were gruesome but brilliantly funny too. You were laughing and squirming with them. I would most definitely thou read it you can handle the gore and extreme horror. If you are easily offended stay away. But wow what a pity if you are as this truly was a good read.
I really really enjoyed this book. Each story has you grimacing and squirming. But at the same time keeping you captivated through each story. My favourite was the 3rd with the twins. Now they were gruesome but brilliantly funny too. You were laughing and squirming with them. I would most definitely thou read it you can handle the gore and extreme horror. If you are easily offended stay away. But wow what a pity if you are as this truly was a good read.
May 30, 2016
That frickin prologue sucked me right in. Awesomely written, the way this author writes, is very descriptive. I really enjoyed this box set. *Grinning* I'm not sure if that makes me disturbed or not! (3) short stories; brutal, disgusting, gory, nasty and very descriptive scenes. And I loved every minute of it! I really enjoyed, Skewered (Where a beauty meets a beast)
Mr. Palmer, you got one nasty vivid imagination! Awesome job! I look forward to reading more of your stories.
*Please read warning label. It's there for a reason*
Mr. Palmer, you got one nasty vivid imagination! Awesome job! I look forward to reading more of your stories.
*Please read warning label. It's there for a reason*
May 18, 2018
Take the title seriously. Not for kids, grandmothers, nuns, or those with weak stomachs. Apparently there is a thing called extreme horror or erotic horror, both in movies and in books, sort of a grindhouse film gone mad in bizarro fashion. Forget any boundaries of reality or good taste. You are entering the extreme zone. Cannabalism, bestiality, extreme torture, blood, gore, body parts, fetishes, and buckets of Vomit. There are three short stories here, each bizarre, each horrific, and each rather obscene. Heed the warning label.
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