Dammit! This seventh James Bond novel was so very good, and engaging...until it wasn't. With John Gardner's "Scorpius," the author created what could have been 007's greatest adversary, or at least one of the greatest at least. Yet for some reason, the author dropped the ball entirely in the book's final quarter, and ended up punting towards the end zone, and missing by a long shot.
Perhaps John Gardner painted himself into a corner, or simply ran out of time to come up with a satisfying finale that also makes sense. I do not know. What I DO know, however, is the setup for "Scorpius" truly placed James Bond and the world at large in very great danger. There's an evil arms dealer-turned religious cult guru who creates an army of suicide bombers who've been brainwashed into thinking that blood, carnage and destruction will not only make the world a better place, and also pave their own individual path to paradise. Yet what the brainwashed and drugged suicidal bombers do not know is their great leader Father Valentine is still very much the evil arms dealer Vladimir Scorpius, and he created his religious cult in order to establish a suicide bombers-for-sale business for which Scorpius has been very successful
So...yes, there is a lot at stake in "Scorpius." 007 is thrown into the Scorpius mix right from the get go, and soon enough becomes entangled with a beautiful American I.R.S. agent named Harriet "Harry" Horner. Yet it also seems obvious that James Bond's path to Scorpius has been a pre-arranged set-up. The only question is: why? Was 007 picked at random, so that Scorpius could use his British inside man to provide all of Bond's movements? Vladmir Scorpius seemed to have gone a very long way in terms of having plastic surgery, establishing a scary religious cult that also is masterful at getting people off drugs, obtaining thousands of followers, establishing an evil credit card company, and getting an inside man to track all of James Bond's actions, drugging his followers and having them play-act revelations about the cult's ambitions to British police and secret service, all in the name of...making a lot of money? Huh?
...and what of Scorpius's "inside man," and who were Scorpius's clients that would pay so much money to disrupt a British general election via mass murder? Who the hell was Scorpius? He was just an evil capitalist? That's it? Was Scorpius really Harriet "Harry" Horner's guardian? And what was the deal about Scorpius insisting that James Bond and Harrier Horner get married? What was THAT about? The author answers none of these questions...none. WTF? And worse...
For the first time, ever, in any James Bond novel, 007 messes up so royally that the "Bond Girl" of the story actually dies a horrible death as a result. Though he had days to enjoy his "honeymoon" with new wife Harry, Bond insists they escape from Scorpius' Hilton Head island compound ASAP, or die trying. 007 insists that the explosives (provided by Q'ute of Q branch) he'll throw will clear the path so he and Harry can avoid being bitten by horrible poisonous snakes in the marsh outside their room. Yet guess what? Bond was wrong, and Harry is bitten multiple times by the snakes, and dies a miserable death. Worse, James Bond is later told that if only he waited another few hours to escape, the CIA and the SIS would have saved both Bond and Harry before they set one foot outside their door. Oh well. WHAAAAAAAAAAAT????????
I read, and re-read the portions of "Scorpius" where Harriet "Harry" Horner dies, thinking it HAD to be a set-up. It could not possibly be real. Yet to my horror, it was very real. James Bond, 007, makes a colossal error in judgement, and the woman who loved and trusted him dies as a result. What the feck was John Garner thinking? That's a HUGE plot point in the story. 007 NEVER, NEVER, NEVERRRRRRRRR! makes that kind of mistake, ever. Since James Bond is clearly responsible for Harry's death, the novel should have explored that in full. Instead, the story carries on with a very anti-climatic death of Vladmir Scorpius, and a lame revelation as to who Scorpius' inside man was (a Chief Superintendent who disappears after the first few chapters of the book). The powerful and unstoppable and untouchable Scorpius, turned out to be very touchable, and quite easy for James Bond to murder in cold blood. WHAAAAAAAAAT??? What the feck was this book?
Man, I don't know what John Gardner was thinking? Despite a strong set-up, "Scorpius" makes no friggin sense, and the James Bond in "Scorpius" is not the same British secret agent he was in all of the other novels. An otherwise engaging read turned horrendous and non-sensical. What a shame.