BootyFinger: The Ultimate Gold Digger

by Elijah Daniel

When Forever 21 manager Kanye West has a run in with a shoplifter named Kanye West, who's trying to get the five-finger discount, things get messy as we dig our fingers down deep the rabbit hole called life.

Will you make it out alive?

11 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 28, 2016

Reviews

[Anu · Rating 5 out of 5]

From literary master Elijah Daniel comes another masterpiece. I think I need help. But seriously. This is hilarious. As hilarious as... I don't know where this is going.

Also, kudos on the KK reference Daniel. Kudos, indeed.
BRB. Dying of laughter.

[Taylor · Rating 5 out of 5]

I felt reborn after reading this. Deep down, we are all Kanye West trying to do our Kanye best.

[Jenny Wood · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fantastic. I love the shoutout at the end. LOL
I think Elijah and me should be best friends!

[Squeasel · Rating 2 out of 5]

Did not have the joie de vivre of a Chuck Tingle book. Alas.

[Geraldine · Rating 5 out of 5]

Bootyfinger was certainly what I expected it to be. A hilarious read that doesn't take itself seriously at all. Delightful. Insightful. A real masterpiece. We can all learn a thing or two from Kanye West trying to be his Kanye best.