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384 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 26, 2016


"Be a Ferryman or save the girl. Your choice."
"I am tired of all the death."
"Come with me or stay here. It's your call."
"We are comfort. We are hope."
Rating: ★ ★ ★ ★½ (4.5/5)
What I love about this book, not only is the writing excuse my language fan-fuckin-tastic but the main character Charlie is so relatable.
At some point in our lives we've experienced being #SoDone. You know when you've reached the point where you literally could not give a flying fudge; may it be school, work or friendships. It's like you've lost the ability to care and before every decision your brain flashes a bright neon #FuckIt sign and you do whatever the hell you feel ?
Basically that's the entirety of this book and IT IS PLATINUM. (Yes, better than gold.)
So Charlie is a Ferryman meaning he's one of thousands of employees tasked with assignments to help "ferry" recently deceased souls to the afterlife. It's a pretty good job considering the benefits:
-ImmortalityAnd all you have to do is convince the dead person to leave everything they've ever known behind and walk into a door leading to their afterlife which is who-knows-where.
Sounds fun right?
Now try doing that for 250 years.
You've heard of the saying "rolling with the punches"? Yeah, well, Charlie's beyond the motion of rolling and it's more like a rapid tumbling off a cliff.
Good thing for that immortality.
Along with the amazingly witty writing, there's a good bit of action= gun fights and car chases.
And a lil romance.
Talking about the characters, another thing I loved about this book was the interactions between the Inspector and Charlie. Let me introduce you to The Clapback Queens™
This isn't spoiler-y but I feel like you need an example.
Charlie: “I’m of the opinion you’d make an excellent piñata. I think a lot of people would enjoy the opportunity to whack you repeatedly with a stick. Very cathartic, you know?”
The Inspector allowed his smirk to crawl halfway across his face before it promptly died. “And I would very much enjoy seeing a certain problematic Ferryman chained to the bottom of an active volcano, but life is so often an exercise in managing one’s disappointments, isn’t it?”
As I said "Clapback Queens™”
(( To talk a little about the characters, I feel like I should mention there are suicide themes (?) I'm not sure if I'm saying this correctly... This book is not heavily focused on the topic and the character is in a much better state of mind by the end of the book. This story is not a sad one but it deals with a serious issue. ))
Turning gears: To briefly speak about the ending, let's talk about bombs. Literary Bombs.
THERE WERE SO MANY PLOT TWISTS AT THE END I LITERALLY COULD NOT COMPREHEND. I had to read a few pages like twice because I was not processing the words. It's almost like my brain was overstimulated by the information that it went into survival mode to prevent a complete meltdown.
Needless to say, I loved it.
I'm not going to label the story ending on a scale from good to bad, happy, bittersweet or sad because that's your decision to make. I want you to go into this book surprised about what happens.
Long story short, buy it , borrow it , heck read it in the bookstore if you can. But you gotta give it a chance and READ IT.