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Defunct: Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie

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This is the LARGE PRINT paperback edition of " Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie". George is a bewildered zombie. He "wakes" to find himself in a battened-down coffin. He isn't sure he likes it very much. These are the unintentionally humorous memoirs of a befuddled elderly man, who returns to this world as a zombie after his soul dithered too long over his body in the operating theatre in which he died. Incarcerated in a Dover detention centre for the recently resurrected, he strikes up unlikely friendships with two twenty-somethings and an elderly woman whom he knows only as "The Queen". Together, they set off on a journey across Kent in a bid to rediscover their humanity.

280 pages, Paperback

Published January 23, 2016

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Jonathan Pidduck

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Jonathan has written 10 books to date. They include four fantasy titles ("Slave-Girls and Amazons", "Cave-Trolls and Amazons", "The Halfshaft Games" and "Warlocks and Amazons"); the "The Wedding Feast" humorous horror trilogy; "The Craving" (serious horror/thriller); and "Defunct: Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie".

The latest book is "The English Refugee: What If It Happened Here?" It was published on Amazon just before Xmas 2015, and half the royalties are being donated to UNICEF.

The final book in the Amazons series, "The Wizard and the Amazon", is due out in June or July 2016.

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