Dedicated to Max Freedom Long. Who devoted his life to unearthing the principles of Huna. Max Freedom Long called Huna a "psycho-religious" system, because it contains elements of both psychology and religion.
It turns out that the original twelve tribes of Israel were Polynesians living in Egypt who realized the Sahara was going to dry up and decided to travel to the Pacific Ocean (which they'd discovered psychically), spreading along the way their secret teaching of...POSITIVITY!
Apparently the ancient secret was discovered in the 1930s by someone who decoded Hawaiian to learn what teachings were hidden in its vocabulary structure (hint: it's the power of positive thinking!). This is simultaneously the dumbest and best book ever written.