The Crazy Life of an Adorable Fat Girl

Adorable Fat Girl #3

by Bernice Bloom

Mary Brown is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She's also six stone overweight. When she realises she can't cross her legs, has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker, and discovers that even her hands and feet look fat, it's time to take action. But what action? She's tried every diet under the sun.
This six-book series is the hysterical story of what happens when Mary joins 'Fat Club' where she meets a cast of funny characters and one particular man who catches her eye.
The story is laugh-out-loud funny and will resonate with anyone who has dieted, tried to keep up with any sort of exercise programme or spent 10 minutes in a changing room trying to extricate herself from a way too-small garment that she ambitiously tried on and is now completely stuck in.

Bernice Bloom is the big, new name in comedy writing...this is the third installment of her great new series of laugh-out-loud mini books.

54 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 12, 2016

About the author

Bernice Bloom writes comedy, romance and mystery novels. She has written dozens of novels including the best-selling Adorable Fat Girl series. She has sold over 100,000 books and is an Amazon best-selling author

Website: www.bernicebloom.com
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THE ORDER OF THE ADORABLE FAT GIRL BOOKS:

BOOK ONE: Diary of an Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK TWO: Adventures of an Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK THREE: Crazy Life of an Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK FOUR: Christmas with Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK FIVE: Adorable Fat Girl on Safari
BOOK SIX: Cruise with an Adorable Fat Girl
BOOK SEVEN: Adorable Fat Girl Takes up Yoga
BOOK EIGHT Adorable Fat Girl goes to weight loss camp
BOOK NINE: Adorable Fat Girl goes online dating
BOOK TEN: Adorable Fat Girl and the six-week transformation
BOOK ELEVEN: Adorable Fat Girl in lockdown
BOOK TWELVE: Adorable Fat Girl and the reunion
BOOK THIRTEEN: It's Christmas Again (out in December)


You can also buy the books in box-sets, there's a series of Mary Brown Mystery books, non-fiction books and lots more to come

MARY BROWN MYSTERIES
BOOK ONE: Marvellous Mary Brown and the Mysterious Invitation
BOOK TWO: Marvellous Mary Brown & the Manhunt (out in December)

THE BOX SETS
BOX SET ONE: First three books combined
BOX SET TWO First three holiday books combined
BOX SET THREE: The first two weight loss books
BOX SET FOUR: Romance books combined (6-week and reunion)
BOX SET FIVE: Mystery books combined (available in December)
BOX SET SIX: Christmas books combined (available in December)

NON-FICTION BOOKS:
Adorable Fat Girl shares her Weight Loss Tips
Handbook for Adorable Fat Girls

PLUS

Look out for the stand alone books:

I'm dating a Hollywood Star! is out in November 2020

Mother & Son is out in 2021

Then there's the SUNSHINE COTTAGE series about the wonderful Lopez family based in Cove Bay.

The first book is out now, and the whole series will be available in 2021

Thank you for your incredible support xx

I HAVE THE BEST, MOST LOVELY, LOYAL, SUPPORTIVE READERS IN THE WORLD.
Here are some of my reviews:

"I adored the various storylines, loved the quirky and captivating characters, and was beguiled by Ms. Bloom's colorful and highly amusing writing style. I am hopelessly addicted. More Fat Girl, please!"

"The book was just a delight to read. Every time I picked the book up I could guarantee that it was going to make me smile. The full-length novel was funny, this one was hilarious, and heart-breaking at the same time. I was completely and utterly hooked to the pages and didn't want the book to end."

"The last thing on earth I need is another addiction, but I fear I have acquired a new one for the cunningly amusing author Bernice Bloom and her wily Adorable Fat Girl series. Mary Brown is an adorable yet outrageous Queen-Sized trouble-magnet and party animal who manages to embroil herself in the oddest of quandaries."

"I can't recommend this book enough.
This series is fast becoming my favourite and I can't wait to see what's in-store next for Mary. I urge you to pick up these books, you won't be disappointed!"

"Cruise with an Adorable Fat Girl is just THE most heartwarming, funny and emotional read. It's great to have a more real life heroin

Reviews

[Lindatugby81 · Rating 5 out of 5]

Omg I’m so glad I started reading @bernice bloom books 📚. I normally read thrillers, but it’s had me smiling to myself, laughing . Definitely going to read more of her books 📚

[Claire Smith · Rating 3 out of 5]

Very relatable and a fun, lighthearted book to read.

[Amanda Facey · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another laugh-out-loud hit

Another instalment of mayhem from wonderfully wacky Mary. As she attempts to master her own emotions and bad habits, she gets herself into the funniest predicaments, which we will all recognise. This time, it's largely centred on her relationship, and her trying to deal with the stresses and surprises that come with getting and keeping a boyfriend.

[Fran · Rating 5 out of 5]

Can’t put the book down.

Once you start reading this book you think that it’s you that Bernice is writing about. Well that’s if you have/had a problem with food.
You have to keep on reading to see what happens to Mary. You feel sorry for her but glad that she’s met Ted.
Can’t wait to get started onto the next book.

[Donna A · Rating 5 out of 5]

Easy fun pool time reading with lots of laugh out loud moments. Can’t wait to read the next books!

[kieran james bassett · Rating 4 out of 5]

Great series

This series is such a great find. Full of laughter and also tears making it a great mix. A book you want to curl up with!

[Sinead · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book was good the way it completed the picture of Mary as a person. It was easy to understand her motivations and behaviours.

[Beverley · Rating 4 out of 5]

Funny!

[K · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious

[Deana McDaniel · Rating 3 out of 5]

Short but cute.

[Claire · Rating 5 out of 5]

I’m hooked! Mary Brown is my new fictional hero. So very memorable for all the right reasons. I’m loving this book series.

[Kirstie Cooper · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another great book, that I loved just as much as the first two!
Perfect, easy read book!

[Kris Mariela · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh my gosh

This one started funny and then went super sad, I now knew Mary on a whole new level. Thank you, Bernice💕

[MRS SARAH · Rating 5 out of 5]

Thus made me cry with laughter
Love love love it !!!!

[Donna Maguire · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is the third book in the Adorable Fat Girl series and it is another really funny instalment in the series! Mary is a fantastic characters and some of the predicaments she finds herself have probably happened to most of us at some point!

This book is more focussed on her relationship with Ted after a new member enrols at Fat Club so its a bit more serious as we delve in to what happened to Mary all the years ago.

Very highly recommended and you do need to read the first three in order or you will get spoilers as they run on one after the other.

[MRS M L FOSTER · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved the whole collection so far, the only bad thing is that they jut not long enough you just get into it then it's over but

Still a great read. looking forward to reading the rest of collection would recommend to all a very good funny read

[dukeanannie · Rating 3 out of 5]

A little longer please

Funny and creative writing but would be better as a full size novel instead of being broken up into short stories I would certainly read more from this author

[Emma Boultby · Rating 5 out of 5]

Light heart read, with laughs and real emotional.

One to read if you have struggled with losing weight, follow Mary's journey and make a new friend.

I'm hooked.

Really enjoyed this book and looking forward to reading the other books in this series.

A definite 5⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[Rhiannon D'Averc]

Could benefit from an editor.

[Lucy C · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another totally funny read.

The driving lessons were hilarious