I really, really, really wanted to love this book, believe me! I was drawn in by everything upfront - the charming cover, the intriguing blurb, the whimsical title, the gazillion reviews, high ratings and awards, everything!
I'll start with the positive:
I did really enjoy the beginning, the setup of the story, the enigmatic characters introduced one by one, and the protagonist and his family before everything started going downhill for me. I loved the quiet style of writing, it definitely gave off the whole "cozy, curl up with some tea and a blanket in front of a fireplace" vibe.
I absolutely loved that the parents were present, that family was a big player in the story rather than taken out completely as they usually are in children's books. Milo's parents were such loving characters and the whole family dynamic was heartwarming to see.
Among the guests, my favorite was Mrs. Hereward. Her perpetually miffed personality and endless irritation at everyone around her was so funny to see and it set her apart from everyone else; it also made for some great comedic scenes, such as when she's trying to bake a cake with another guest who obviously does not like doing things as prim and proper as she does. Plus, seeing her go from always annoyed to slowly thawing and becoming softer toward Milo and the others was also nice to see. I have a soft spot for characters like that.
The setting was also charming - the inn and the winter were always described lovingly so it was easy to visualize and put myself right into the story. It's a perfect winter book, so much that it would almost feel wrong reading this in the summer!
Now, as I can see that many people loved this book, I'll talk about what didn't work for me aka what stopped me from loving this as much as I wanted to - I promise I didn't just read this and decide I didn't like it! There were many reasons:
Characters. There were so many! So many names to keep up with, and even when we were close to the end of the book, I was surprised when even MORE new characters came up! How to keep track?! And it wasn't like any of them were extremely distinct from each other either so when they would pop up, I'd have to keep flipping back to remind myself - who's the one with the blue hair again? who's the one who runs a lot? who's the one with the glasses? - and that made it hard to connect with anyone because I was just so busy simply trying to remember who they were.
Names. Some characters' names would be mentioned in the beginning but then completely dropped for the next 30 pages or the next couple chapters or so and then suddenly their name would come back up - like Lizzie, the chef's older daughter - and I'd have to remind myself who that is. Sometimes, they wouldn't even do anything substantial in the story or even have a dialogue until waaay later and by that time, I'd have forgotten who they were. That was frustrating.
Also, the fact that Milo and Meddy would go by their roleplay-game names, Sirin and Negret, and then the book would switch from those names to their real names, sometimes in the same page, sometimes in the same paragraph! Same with the mythical Doc Holystone character - he would be referred to by different names at different times and I'd have no idea who we were talking about. Some characters would have aliases and then be referred to by their alias but 15 pages later, be referred to by their real name and I'd be thrown off yet again.
And the worst part? When a certain character who already has two names is revealed to have yet ANOTHER name that's their real name! TWO NAMES WERE ENOUGH BUT NOW WE HAVE THREE NAMES FOR ONE CHARACTER???? And they would be referred to by all three names at times and it kept taking me out of the book and bothering me and that was so :(
The roleplay game. As soon as that came up, I felt the book starting to lose me. It would've been fine maybe if they just stuck with little things but Milo and Meddy got so immersed into the game that they started using all these terms and language and rules that sounded confusing, things I was unfamiliar with and would have to keep looking up. Not fun. I want to read a book, not keep turning to Google every few pages to understand one word.
The VERY specific descriptions. Okay, look, this one's a hit or miss. Sometimes you over-describe things and risk annoying the reader and sometimes you under-describe things and risk confusing the reader. Well, this one was a case of the first one. Drawings, maps, features of the house, were SO over-described that it would baffle me and sound so complicated that I'd have to go back and read the paragraph like three times to really visualize what the heck it was describing. And if I couldn't, I'd just give up and continue on.
I felt like the author had these really specific images in her head of what she was seeing and wanted the readers to visualize it the EXACT same way. And I understand that. But the truth is, when you're reading a book, everyone is going to visualize things differently and that's the fun part! You know? Just say it's a glass chandelier and go. We don't need to know about the indescribable piece of the chandelier of the brass tube that's shaped like a square on top of a rectangle that's placed where a quarterdeck would be with a seam and a hole and a place for a lid....just....what a mouthful!!!! How do you even visualize that? Why is it important that it's shaped like a square on top of a rectangle? How many shapes do we need? Why not just a square?
Another particularly puzzling description (with shapes yet again) was of a window with "a rectangular shape drawn at the bottom, cut in half by the line of metal separating the panes. The shape was surrounded on all sides by roughly triangular peaks that swooped up over it like mountains drawn by a little kid, and a single line ending in an arrow meandered through them to point at the right-hand side of the rectangle they surrounded" (page 283).
What??? I was SO lost. I had to read that three times to actually get what the drawing even WAS. There are so many pointers in just two sentences that my head spun. And it felt rather extra - why not just say rectangle instead of "rectangular shape" and then there's "triangular" and "single line" and "arrow" and "right-hand side" and oh, "rectangle" again, and "line" shows up twice, and there's some "meandering" going on and oh, there's also a simile....sigh. Let's just move on.
Meddy, the cook's daughter. I liked Milo as a character. Meddy, not so much. Milo's head was interesting to be in and he was likable, realistic, sometimes endearing, and kind. It seemed the other characters agreed with me for almost all the guests warmed to Milo and his interactions with his parents were just as warm.
Meddy, on the contrary, was decidedly unlikable. It was almost as if she was being unlikable on purpose. Was she trying to come off as this strong, spunky girl? Because that's not what I got. I didn't like the way she treated Milo sometimes; she could be rather mean. I didn't like her brashness or rudeness and pushy, overbearing behavior; nothing about her was endearing at all. Every time she appeared, I never really enjoyed it.
And while we were supposed to believe that Milo and Meddy build a friendship, it never felt much like a friendship to me - just some sort of partnership where they either order each other around, go clue-hunting or consult each other for information. Milo never shared many touching scenes with her; he had more meaningful interactions with the guests.
The crying. Lol, this is just a small thing but I thought I'd put it in anyway because I've read books where characters have cried in different situations and I've always felt something for them. For this one though, I was just like...??? There are maybe two or three instances where characters cry: Milo cries because he got a gift from someone he didn't even know, one of the guests cry because the guy she liked learned something about his heritage, etc.
I think this could've been done better - it was clearly meant to be these really touching, emotional scenes where you're just like awww but it was just so sudden and out of place that I was just sitting there like why are you crying? What's there was to cry about? It's great that the guy I like discovered something about his heritage but if he's not crying, why am I crying?
And the instances where Milo cried felt contrived - there is literally nothing wrong or unhappy about Milo's life. He has a loving family and home, great food, great books to read, people to talk to, people who care about him, he's not depressed or damaged...he's just sensitive about his heritage and wonders about his birth parents every now and then. That's it. It's natural. But I don't know if it's natural for a 12-year-old boy to cry over a stranger's gift like he did unless Milo is just THAT sentimental.
I mean, Harry Potter didn't cry tears of joy at 11 when he was finally taken to Hogwarts and could leave the Dursleys, who were abusive, mean, insulting...I mean, if Harry cried tears of joy at that time, I'd completely understand. But he didn't. Why is Milo crying? Milo also cries tears of joy again toward the end for one of the other characters, not even for himself. How many boys of that age cry tears of joy? Heck, how many girls even? Tears of sadness, yeah. Tears of happiness over something that abstract? I don't know.
The plot. The biggest reason for why I couldn't love this one. I will hand it to the author for creating a mystery involving SO many characters and SO many clues and threads - that couldn't have been easy as a writer, considering that for a reader, it wasn't easy to follow at all. All I got from it was wow. This is so CONFUSING.
Yet again, just like for the names, I'd have to keep going back and trying to figure out how the heck this connected with this and when this happened and why this happened and gah! It was so frustrating. This was NOT a book I could put down for a few days and come back to because if I did, I would be SO lost. Yet, that's what I found myself repeatedly doing because it was so, so hard for me to get into the story and become invested. I really pushed myself to finish it, hoping something would come together, but nothing did.
There were SO many plot points and strange clues and characters with aliases and real names and other things to keep track of that at some point, I stopped trying to understand how everything worked. It just got so tiring. This book made me, as a reader, work more than a reader should just to understand the story, and that was one of the biggest roadblocks for me.
In fact, I more enjoyed the lulls in the action that had nothing to do with the tale, such as when Milo just nods off reading in front of the fireplace or when he and his dad go sledding; those parts helped me take a breather from trying to figure out whatever mess was going on in the rest of the mystery.
All in all, I'm quite sure adults would enjoy the nuances of this one more than kids. I wanted to love this but due to all the times I had to keep going back just to remind myself what the heck was going on and who in the world just popped up, and all the times I had to keep rereading sentences and figuring out all the complicated clues and who was involved where made it so that this one was sadly just not a winner in my book (wait, does that count as a pun?).
I was hoping for a lot more than what this book turned out to be. Still, I'm glad it found such a huge audience and that people still loved it, even when I didn't!