Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More

by Michele C. Hollow, Steven M. Hollow, Jordon P. Hollow

Jokes for Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes!Inside you will find hilarious jokes did the slime stay home?He had no place to goo!How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him?He could see right through him.For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs!Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers-picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

178 pages, Kindle Edition

First published February 2, 2016

Reviews

[Devan · Rating 1 out of 5]

“If you tell a joke in the forest biome and nobody laughs, was it a joke?”

“What did one player say to his girlfriend who fell into a volcano?? I lava you.”

“What happened to the player who tripped while carrying a bucket of lava?? He was destroyed!”

“What happened to the player who met a super creeper?? He was super destroyed!”

“Endermites attack,
Within sixteen blocks I’m told,
Seventeen are safe!”

I rest my case.

[Big Chungus · Rating 1 out of 5]

DISGUSTING, VILE, TERRIBLE, HORRIFIC. THIS BOOK IS AN ASSAULT ON ALL DIGNITY, HUMANITY AND MORAL. THIS "BOOK" SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY, AND SHOULD BE BANNED BY THE GENEVA CONVENTION. ANYONE WHO READS THIS TEXT SHOULD BE DECLARED A CRIMINAL AND REMOVES FROM THE COUNTRY UNDER TREASON. DO NOT READ!


Actually this book is hillarious. What happened to the noob who fell in lava? He burnt to a crisp! This kind of "joke" is what youll find in this book! 10outta10 text of the year!

[Alien Daydreamer · Rating 1 out of 5]

I guess this could be used for a drinking game, but only if your sense of humor is dumb like mine. Otherwise, this is comparable to Vogon poetry. Many jokes have nothing to do with Minecraft and are shoehorned in, and a lot have the same punchline: "He was destroyed."

[Evelyn · Rating 5 out of 5]

These were super funny!

[Spectral_Reviews · Rating 1 out of 5]

This is huh wow

[Sable · Rating 1 out of 5]

Every punchline is "he was destroyed". My sense of humor was destroyed after reading this.

[Yoirkie · Rating 5 out of 5]

HILARIOUS! HAHAH I couldnt belive any of these jokes I was literally dying. I cant wait to tell these to my 8 year old cousin, and share laughter!

[violet nocturne · Rating 5 out of 5]

this is single handedly the funniest book ive ever read.