ETA: Fellow readers, be aware that if you review this book, no matter how you rate it, the author will insist on commenting. It's a polite, innocuous comment, but that's not the point. If you delete said comment, she will repost. An amateur author move and an annoying novice marketing move at best, but that it's done from other than the official GR author page adds a layer of creepiness and passive-aggression.
I am busting this book down to one star for this. It's indicative of the same annoying approach I disliked in the book. Also, I am deleting again her comments and blocking the account from which it came.
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I definitely am not the audience for this book. I didn't enjoy reading it, and I doubt I'd ever cook anything from it. Fortunately for me, it was a library loan.
I knew it wasn't for me when I read "Pie dough really does want to please you," which reminded me far too much of the decluttering book that became a kind of weird cult last year, the one where the author claimed our socks get their feelings hurt if we fold them "wrong." Give me a break. Pie dough isn't out to get you. It's not trying to please you. It has zero consciousness. It is not sentient. Baking is simple chemistry, not channeling spirits or communication with alien life forms.
This book is part cookbook and a whole lot of meandering banter about the author (in first person), but it doesn't offer anything substantive in either. At first glance, there appear to be a lot of recipes, but most of the fruit pies are the same base recipe. There are photos, but they are more decoration than information, and I didn't think that the pies shown were particularly attractive or appetizing.
There simply isn't anything in here that you can't find in most basic cookbooks and without all the blog-like psuedo-confessional commentary about herself or the cutesy made-up terms or the pitches for her pie workshops. Usually I cook something from a cookbook before rating it, but nothing in this made me want to run to the kitchen. Admittedly, I started skimming about halfway through the book because I found all "all about me" stuff so annoying; therefore, I can't comment on whether I think the recipes have ratios that make sense or not.
Sidenote: I am floored that anyone would spend nearly $1000--and that doesn't even include room or meals--for a weekend at this woman's Pie Camp. That's insane. And yet they are allegedly sold out. (I mean, anyone can put anything on a website they own, so who knows the truth?) Look, for $1000 a weekend, my husband and I will teach you to cook pretty much whatever you want, plus put you up in the guest room, feed you, and drive you to the freaking airport. Hell, for $1000 a weekend, you could probably get a Culinary Institute-trained chef to come to your house and give you private lessons.
If the point is simply to learn to bake a good pie, any of the tried-and-true classic cookbooks provide solid recipes for the traditional (butter, lard and butter, shortening, shortening and butter) crusts: Betty Crocker, Fannie Farmer, etc. I can understand not wanting to face the intimidating and slightly OCD Pie and Pastry Bible, but Martha Stewart's Pie and Tarts can't be beat: clear instructions, simple enough for a beginner and interesting enough to keep your attention as confidence grows, and pictures that usually make you wish for scratch and sniff printing.