I have to say, I was disappointed by Grasshopper Jungle.
I happened to be at the American Library Association annual conference this year and I happened to see Andrew Smith announce online that the very first bound copies of his not yet copyedited manuscript would be available at the Penguin Young Readers booth to those who asked. I was excited. They weren't even ready yet on Friday when the exhibits opened, that's how brand new these were, and I had to go back on Saturday to get an 8 1/2" x 11", double-spaced, coverless copy. I had one even before the author did. I was more than excited.
I made myself wait, though, because I had a conference to attend. For a couple of days, anyway. I finally cracked it open in the shuttle on my last day, and then Grasshopper Jungle was my travel companion on my journey home, plus just a bit longer.
This morning I finished it, and I was disappointed. It ended too soon. Not in terms of the story arc, which was complete and satisfying; but I have a couple of days to recover from the conference and all the socializing by relaxing at home while disappearing into a good book, and I have no more Grasshopper Jungle to read. I'm not ready for the experience of the book to end yet, and that leaves me feeling disappointed.
So just what is Grasshopper Jungle? That's a bit hard to explain. From the prologue:
There are things in here: Babies with two heads, insects as big as refrigerators, God, the devil, limbless warriors, rocket ships, sex, diving bells, theft, wars, monsters, internal combustion engines, love, cigarettes, joy, bomb shelters, pizza, and cruelty.
That is not a complete list.
Each time I finished a chapter in Grasshopper Jungle I immediately went back and reread the chapter title. Then I would smile in appreciation and satisfaction. The chapter titles, for the most part, were a few words or a phrase from the chapter to come. They didn't carry much meaning when first encountered. But from the perspective at the end of the chapter in hindsight, each title was a perfect--and often amusing--encapsulation or representation of the chapter that followed. Part of the experience was going back and closing the circle of perspective to fully appreciate the meaning.
That, in many ways, is the experience of reading Grasshopper Jungle. Think of a snowball rolling down a hillside. It starts as a perfectly nice little sphere, but as it descends, with each rotation, it pulls more snow into itself and gathers more momentum, until, when it finally reaches its destination at the bottom it is massive with layers of accumulated snow and power.
Austin, the narrator and protagonist of Grasshopper Jungle, is a compulsive chronicler. He is obsessed with history, and each night he records his personal history in journals. In Austin's view, most histories are spotty and incomplete, and his goal is to always be as inclusive as possible, so he records everything. Grasshopper Jungle is Austin's history of the end of the world, which happens to be a web of connections that all crisscross through him.
His narration starts as a perfectly nice little snowball composed of introductions to a few characters, ideas, and themes that are at first vague to readers, just like the chapter titles. As we read through his story we soon come back around to those characters, ideas, and themes again, and this time they are a little more familiar. They carry more weight and meaning. As the story grows, more elements are introduced and the complexity grows, and the snowball keeps rolling and Austin keeps circling back to the elements with each rotation. The connections accumulate and the significance and weight of every element expands with each passing. Words, phrases, jokes, places, people, actions, ideas come back over and over; instead of getting old or repetitive, they simple grow more important, meaningful, humorous, insightful, poignant, and relevant.
I'll never think of the words kayak, dynamo, unstoppable, and history the same way again. Or about presidents and bathrooms. Or presidents' balls.
There are too many elements in Grasshopper Jungle for it to hold together as a cohesive whole, but it works beautifully. In many ways, on many levels.
There is too much contained within the pages of Grasshopper Jungle to explain it to those who haven't been rolled into the snowball and seen the elements over and over from the accumulated perspective of looking back on history.
It is the story of a struggling, confused teenage boy from the middle of Iowa. It is a story of humanity. It is a story of the end of the world.
Good books are always about everything, writes Austin.
Instead of attempting to abbreviate everything, I'll instead offer a random (not entirely comprehensively representative), contextless sampling of some of Austin's irreverent, often profane observations and comments:
Nothing good ever happens when cell phones are used to record video.
I wondered if I would ever not be horny, or confused about my horniness, or confused about why I got horny at stuff I wasn't supposed to get horny at.
History is full of decapitations, and Iowa is no exception.
History does show that boys who dance are far more likely to pass along their genes than boys who don't.
If I pictured a room where I was going to murder someone, aside from the instruments of torture and shit like that, it would have this wallpaper.
That was the first time in history anyone from Ealing, Iowa used the word eponymous. You could get beaten up in Ealing for using words like that.
History never tells about people taking shits. I can't for a moment believe that guys like Theodore Roosevelt or Winston Churchill never took a shit. History always abbreviates out the shit-taking.
The end of the world began at about 2:00 a.m., around three-and-a-half feet away from a discarded floral-print sleeper sofa infested with pubic lice in Ealing, Iowa.
History lesson for the day: My balls are barometers to emotional storms.
Messed-up sperm is the evolutionary slot machine that will destroy mankind.
History lesson for the early evening: When a teenage boy says everyone else does, he's usually not being mathematically precise.
Robby's favorite poem is Dulce Et Decorum Est, by Wilfred Owen. It is a poem about war and lies, youth and thievery. . . . My favorite poem is The Emperor of Ice-Cream, by Wallace Stevens. It is a poem about everything else: sex, lust, pleasure, loneliness, and death.
If there's one thing America can do well, it's freeze shit.
The Greeks were good at making up words for shit.
Americans like big things to piss on.
Krys Szczerba called his urinals Nightingales, after his wife, Eva Nightingale, who, like the urinals Krys made, was big, accommodating, and perfectly white.
We never heard sirens in Ealing. It's not that bad things never happened here, it's just that nobody ever bothered to complain about it when they did.
History lesson: Over the course of centuries in the history of education, although fought valiantly by endless armies of pedagogues, the attempt to frighten teenagers away from sex has proven to be a losing battle.
If the act of urination had self-esteem, it could not help but feel better about itself after occurring in such a splendid location.
History shows that an examination of the personal collection of titles in any man's library will provide something of a glimpse into his soul.
She was as fertilized as a genetically-modified cornfield in Kansas, and was getting ready to lay millions of squirming eggs.
Coughing when someone is grabbing your balls requires as much concentration as riding a unicycle while carrying an Ozark Watermelon.
Nobody would ever take an army of communists without balls seriously.
Spanish missionaries were real good at naming shit.
Having balls with the same name as your best friend's is a serious social blunder.
I can find no historical records anywhere which detail whether Ronald Reagan ever took a shit, or if he named his balls.
Being a historian naturally has its dangers, but this is my job.
I did not know what to do. Everything was a mess. I was in love with my two best friends, and I was making them both miserable at the same time. And there were big horny bugs above us who were eating the whole planet.
That list excludes the many thoughtful, serious, compassionate, dramatic, tragic veins that run through the pages of Grasshopper Jungle.
Andrew Smith's publisher--someone who I am certain has read more books than the majority of us--says in her brief introduction to this early copy:
It is, truly, like nothing else I've ever read. Funny, rude, and outrageous, it's also a deeply insightful and literary work that weaves together seemingly unrelated strands into a wholly unique tapestry.
Most people will have to wait a while until they have an opportunity to read Grasshopper Jungle. They should be disappointed.