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392 pages, Hardcover
First published October 18, 2016
“I do not understand how someone who loves you would want to hurt you, or make you walk in iron shoes. ”
















It's hard to enjoy a retelling for what it is when you either only vaguely recognize the name of the fairytale or have never heard of one in your entire life. Which was the case with more than half of the fairytale retellings in this book. Killed it for me.
The ones I liked best were:
- In the Desert Like A Bone (Retelling of Red Riding Hood)
- Underground (East of the Sun, West of the Moon) : Never heard of it before.
- Even The Crumbs Were Delicious (Hansel and Gretel) : This was HILARIOUS.
- Reflected (The Snow Queen) : I failed to see how the science part of the story related with the fairytale part. I haven't ever read it but it was incredibly intriguing all the same.
- Spinning Silver (Rumpelstiltskin) : It was all very beautifully written but there was an overwhelming sense of being underwhelmed when I read it all. Still, at least it made sense.
The ones that were too confusing or weird or just plain bad:
- The Super Ultra Duchess of Fedora Forest (The Mouse, the Bird and the Sausage) : I feel sorry for the exact person who came up with this story, and even sorrier for the one who had to reinvent it.
- Familiaris (The Wolves) : So what, the queen's sons ate her? Despite being baffling as HECK, the story also presented a delightful view on motherhood: that children are parasites and they suck the joy out of your life. Or more specifically, from a woman's life. Applause.
- Badgirl, The Deadman and the Wheel of Fortune (The Girl With No Hands) : Wait, I'm so confused.
- Some Wait (The Pied Piper of Hamelin) : The IT vibes coming off of this story were intense but I ask again, what the butter, cream and cheese was going on in it? Why do they have to make it so incomprehensible?
- The Thousand Eyes (The Voice of Death) : LOL and the Thousand ****s I Don't Give.
- Giants In The Sky (Jack and the Beanstalk) : *facepalm* You seriously have to either reach the VERY end of the story or read the Author's Note to get some meaning sent to your addled brain. This is called DEFEATING THE PURPOSE.
- The Other Thea (The Shadow) : So bad.
- The Tale Of Mahliya And Mauhub And The White-Footed Gazelle (same) : You tried, bro.