Super Short Synopsis: So Ginny Lu Culpepper (really. really?) has just flown in to Sweet Valley on her magical horse all the way from the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. She dresses weird (i.e. not like the Wakefields), talks weird, and wears her hair in braids. For some reason, Ellen Riteman takes an immediate disliking to Mizz Ginny Lu. She makes fun of her the minute she steps into Mrs. Arnette's classroom. The fact that Ginny comments on Ellen's slip showing doesn't help matters. It's War of the Worlds from that point forward.
The book is mostly Ginny being tormented day after day. Liz's involvement is minimal, and Jessica is off trying to earn money for a new tennis racket for her dad. Ginny is made a fool of at the mall by Lila and Ellen. She seeks solace at the stables, because she loves horses. Ginny takes a liking to Snow White, a beautiful white mare. She also befriends Liz at Carson's Stables. Liz doesn't have the heart to tell Ginny that Snow White belongs to Ellen, but Ellen rushes in to tell Ginny Lu herself. She then taunts Ginny into riding Midnight, a notoriously unreliable horse. Ellen doesn't buckle the saddle properly and Ginny ends up hanging off the horse for dear life.
Liz convinces Ginny that the only way to gain everyone's respect is to display her folk art in the upcoming Arts and Crafts Fair. She is very good at whittling beautiful, tiny dolls. Ginny reluctantly agrees and sets up her display the next day. When the judges come by she recites a poem in the form of a song, but she is humiliated when Bruce, Ellen, Lila, et al. sing the ending for her in a mocking tone. She decides to run away from Sweet Valley until she is rescued by Liz at Carson's Stables.
While there, Ginny realizes that Snow White has finally given birth prematurely. She is the only one who can help the little foal. She coaxes it to feed from its mother. Ellen storms in, once again, instantly outraged but quickly convinced that Ginny Lu is the only one who can help. At the hospital Ellen randomly makes up with Ginny because she saved her horse, and she lets Ginny name the foal. She names him Sooner, since he was premature.
Oh, and Ginny wins the Arts and Crafts Fair!!
Alternate Title
: "That Hick From Tennessee"
Tagline: "Is there room at Sweet Valley for an outsider?" (No. Unless you're the Wakefields or ultra-rich, you're fucked. Especially if you have a dead relative like Ginny Lu.)
On a Scale of 1-10, How Annoying is Elizabeth?
Eh, 3. Her helping Ginny isn't annoying, but she caves into Jessica's money-making schemes to buy back a racket for her father in less than a minute.
On a Scale of 1-10, How Sociopathic is Jessica? Same, also a 3. She doesn't hate on Ginny only because she needs Ginny's whittling skills to make her money for the tennis racket. But she actually DOES pay Liz back in this one.
Is There a Dance? No.
Lingering Questions: Why has someone yet to slap Ellen Riteman in the face?
Cover: Good or Bad? Good, because it has a beautiful horse, and Ginny Lu is just too cute for words. Liz would be okay if her smile didn't look more than a little smug.
Fantabulous Quotes (With Commentary): "'Can you imagine a place being called Stony Gap?'"
Can you imagine a place being called Sweet Valley?
"She was wearing a puffed green dress with a full, billowing skirt. On her feet were thick green knee socks and worn brown leather shoes."
I can assure you that I know absolutely no one from Tennessee or Virginia (where I'm from) who dresses like this. I don't even think the Amish in Pennsylvania dress like that!
On page 15 it is mentioned that Jessica bought a purple sweater with a unicorn on it. That is so twee. Unicorns are awesome, but not emblazoned on the front of a shirt unless done ironically (see Taylor Swift's "Haters Gonna Hate" outfit).
On page 17 Liz resolves not to give into her sister's pleas for money. Three sentences later she has already started to cave.
"She was tempted to run right back into the dressing room, but instead, she tilted her chin proudly and marched out of the store."
Good for you, Ginny Lu!
"'I can't find anything edible on this plate, so I might as well use the lunch period for something worthwhile.'"
Said by Nora Mercandy. I LOLed. That's fantastic.
"'Besides, it has a hole in it.'
'The perfect reason to sell it.'
'I don't want people thinking that my clothes have holes in them!'"
Sometimes you just have to truly love Jessica Wakefield.
Moral of the Story: Always rid yourself of your accent when you leave the Deep South (or the Smoky Mountains).
Final Rating: 2 stars.