DNF at 90%
Books like this can fall into 3 categories for me, Hidden Gem, Comfort-Food and A Mistake.
Suffice to say it's the latter.
We start with Virginia (Vee) "I want to punch everyone in the face" St. George. A very relatable sentiment, as I too want to punch each and every one of the characters in the face, or better yet get someone else to do it. The stupidity might be contagious.
Anyway I'm getting ahead of myself let's start slow, like the book did. Well it started that way and never picked up pace but that's another topic.
Celeste and Virginia are sisters. On that note, can you see the difference in the naming already? We will get to that. They're from a line of special people (in this book we call them paladins) and Celeste has inherited powers, Virginia hasn't. We know this because there was a Tragic EventTM in her past. An event so traumatic, I might add, that it left her unable to do anything useful in the past seven? or so years. Her mom was killed by a dragon. Talk about plot device.
Now, of course that doesn't mean that she has anything what you could call personality or depth. She doesn't grow as a character or overcome her fears (actually they just kinda vanish at some point?) The entire point of her existence is to be extremely full of herself, all the while denying her ability to change anything about her oh-so-awful-situation and whining to anyone willing to listen. A character calls her out for this, Torrin, her supposed best friend (and if she had her wishes, get-out-of-jail coughs I mean get-out-of-arranged-marriage for free hubbie) and she has the audacity to give his words about as much consideration as the buzzing of an insect. Because he insulted her, how dare he question her? What a bastard!
To the plot again. On the evening of Vee's senior and senile exclusive marriage auction, sorry I meant the unspecific ball that happened only for this reason, things go horribly wrong because two dragons appear (for reasons that are super vague and don't hold up under closer inspection) and make a mess. One of them finds himself captured and put into the dungeon. Cue the "why do they like each other again" romance.
Amelrik is so bland I can't even begin to describe it. He's so evil and Vee hates him like she hates all dragons but she also clearly sees he's good inside. Aww. Rolls eyes. Celeste, the character with most sense by far, warns her away from him. Which of course has the opposite effect. So they meet a few times, Virginia seeing right through his insults and "stay away from me" act, because she's so insightful (haha..ha..). He calls her "Virgin." I don't even have to say anything to this, it's like kicking someone who's already down.
More plot happens, Celeste is gone, people think she's dead. Only Vee knows she's not because Amelrik said that she isn't and that has to be the truth. It's not like he's a known liar. Okay he is but she's seen through his facade, he's a good guy! So has she races to rescue her sister who was captured by the other evil dragon from earlier, denying her family and everyone else, they were all mean to her anyway! Especially that father that blamed her for everything! Nothing good was ever in her life! Now she's free! ... Sigh. She steals the key to get Amelrik out of the dungeon and together they run.
The rest isn't worth writing coherent sentences for. They get found by Torrin. Somehow Vee pisses him off and he leaves? Honestly, I would have done the same but considering he wanted to kill Amelrik I was surprised to see him just vanish into thin air from one chapter to the next. But ok. Some situation endangers dragon boy, causing Vee to find her magic to save him. He tricks her to go home to his family instead of going after Celeste immediately like Vee wanted. (May I take this second to say Vee's plan had about a 0.0% chance of working? I mean. Can you even call it a plan when she hasn't thought beyond getting there? What did she want to do? Just kinda stumble into the middle of an evil dragon lair and improvise?) But she forgives him in about 0.5 seconds because he's hurting inside and sooo nice, and they hugged while asleep and they're practically in love now. And now they can chill out there and watch dragon olympics, because there's a festival coming up that is apparently a good distraction for their rescue plan. So yea, lets just leave Celeste in the clutches of the evil dragon for a few weeks, that's calm.
Okay???
I skipped a lot of pages. Stuff happens but it doesn't matter and is boring. (Aka said dragon sport event) I got 90% in because I was unreasonably stubborn before deciding I should cut my losses and not waste anymore time.
I simplified some things here but the details make it worse rather than better, so there's that. Just... don't read the book.