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咱俩不熟
言羽：你说，咱俩在一块，这事有戏吗？
肖翔：没有。我跟你不熟。
言羽：可是，你刚刚已经染指我了。
肖翔：那是意外。
言羽：你说，你真不用我做你女朋友？
肖翔：不用。咱俩不熟。
言羽：可是，你刚刚又染指我了。
肖翔：那依然是意外。
言羽：肖翔，我决定放弃你了。
肖翔：你敢！我已经染指你了！
言羽：可是，咱俩不熟，那是意外。
肖翔：我就爱染指陌生人，怎样！
肖翔：没有。我跟你不熟。
言羽：可是，你刚刚已经染指我了。
肖翔：那是意外。
言羽：你说，你真不用我做你女朋友？
肖翔：不用。咱俩不熟。
言羽：可是，你刚刚又染指我了。
肖翔：那依然是意外。
言羽：肖翔，我决定放弃你了。
肖翔：你敢！我已经染指你了！
言羽：可是，咱俩不熟，那是意外。
肖翔：我就爱染指陌生人，怎样！
227 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 1, 2010
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April 28, 2016
Eh…it’s okay. This book is just a big pile of fluffy mindlessness, and it’s so sweet that I think I might have gotten a toothache just from reading this.
肖翔 and 言羽 are同桌 (sorry, my brain suddenly became constipated and I forgot how to say that in English). On the eve of 肖翔’s departure to study abroad, they discover they like each other. Like any other couple, they promise to be faithful to each other. Will they make it?
Anyway.
Much laughter ensues, and there’s a looooooooot of甜文 – and then, the end. Like, seriously.
So, yeah. The next Great Gatsby this book is not, but if it seems like your kind of book, read it. If not, and if you don’t mind spending around two hours of your life doing nothing productive, then why not be a *risk-taker* and give it a try?
晚上回家第一件事，没来得及放下书包言羽就大声的喊着：“爸妈，你们知道吗，我跟咱市的中考状元坐同桌，厉害不厉害！”
言爸言妈果然毫不让人失望的很应景的乐颠颠的对他们的宝贝闺女说：“宝宝，你也太厉害了，考上了重点不说，还能跟仅有的全市中考状元坐上同桌，爸妈真是为你骄傲！”
言爸言妈的溺爱实在是没有理智的，他们也不想想凭啥你家闺女能跟状元亲密接触？还不是因为你闺女也是仅有的那个第一！
第二天通过言爸言妈这对超智能小喇叭无限移动广播电台的到位宣传，整个小区都知道了老言家的小丫头她同桌竟然是今年的全市中考状元！大姨婆婆们也果然没让言羽失望，一脸毫无道理的欣羡，羡慕言羽有个好命运竟能跟全市最出色的少年天天呼吸同一立方米以内的空气。
肖翔 and 言羽 are同桌 (sorry, my brain suddenly became constipated and I forgot how to say that in English). On the eve of 肖翔’s departure to study abroad, they discover they like each other. Like any other couple, they promise to be faithful to each other. Will they make it?
Anyway.
Much laughter ensues, and there’s a looooooooot of甜文 – and then, the end. Like, seriously.
肖翔礼貌并微笑的回答言爸言妈说：“叔叔阿姨，怎么能不记得呢，我还去家里吃过饭呢！”
言羽这败家丫头又插话了：“肖翔，你叫我爸妈应该是叔叔婶婶，或者阿姨姨夫，这样才是一家的，你叫他俩叔叔阿姨，闹得我家好像是分裂后重组的似的。”
肖翔没吭声，只把冷飕飕的眼神向言羽再次扫了过去，小言子又吐了吐舌头，乖乖收声。
言爸言妈视线对撞得那叫个火花四射，他俩激动的想着：这小子比咱俩适合当家长！把宝宝交给他，后半生肯定能教育得不错！
思维怪异的爹娘啊！缺心少肺的双亲啊！医术高明的老言家两口子啊！你们是给闺女找老公呢，还是给闺女找老爹呢！
So, yeah. The next Great Gatsby this book is not, but if it seems like your kind of book, read it. If not, and if you don’t mind spending around two hours of your life doing nothing productive, then why not be a *risk-taker* and give it a try?
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