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240 pages, Paperback
First published March 3, 2015

As far as I can tell, after three decades on the roads of Florida, there isn't anybody that the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles doesn't think can drive a car. I cannot imagine what you would have to do to fail the driving test here.
DMV Officer: OK, make a left turn here.
Test Taker: Whoops.
DMV Officer: (Writes something on clipboard.)
Test Taker: Does that mean I fail the test?
DMV Officer: Nah, she's getting back up. You just clipped her.
I utilize my superior knowledge by (a) turning the device off, thereby allowing the bad electricity to drain out of it, then (b) turning the device back on, thereby causing fresh new electricity to flow in and heal it. If this fails to fix the problem, I buy a new one. This always works.
Don't be a jerk.