Reminiscent of Terry Pratchett’s whimsy with a touch of Piers Anthony’s punish follies, Tarquin Jenkins and the Book of Dreams is a rollicking ride. Peter Ford, with a nod to Doctor Who, creates time machines that travel through wormholes and are bigger on the inside. Tarquin begins the novel as a thirteen-year-old mourning the loss of his parents and living with his Aunt Mira and Uncle Harold in the retirement village of Steeple Snoring. With a light touch for the absurd Ford begins his novel by inviting Tarquin to a Teddy Bear picnic at the Enchanted Teapot Tea Rooms. Once there his Uncle Jules recruits Tarquin as a time travelling tour guide and Tarquin’s adventures begin.
Tarquin spends the next two years under the tutelage of Jeremiah Cavendish as he learns the secrets of time travel with the help of Mrs. Beeton’s Books of Household Management and Needlepoint. After an insane trip to 1671 that nearly kills him and nets him a mysterious journal, he is sent to 2340 to join Jules. Once there he learns that the tour guide school is a cover for training secret agents who protect Earth’s history from the infamous Griddlebacks and Leche. Tarquin meets Rhia at the school and, though she is unaware of the school’s secret purpose, he soon finds himself confiding in the pretty girl. At the school Tarquin and Rhia translate the journal, the original of which is now in the hands of Tarquin’s Aunt Polidori, and find a strange key in a bobble head doll of Jules. Tarquin decides to stay in the 24th century and is sent home to the 21st century to tie up loose ends. In Steeple Snoring, Rhia meets a sticky end and Jules risks his career to save Tarquin’s life. Tarquin is the only one who can find the Book of Dreams and control the amulet of time. He will now stop at nothing to do so since Rhia’s life depends on it.
Ford provides a time travelling space odyssey full of evil aliens, pirates, secrets agents, Russians, and leprechauns. For most of the action Tarquin is fifteen and, like most fifteen-year-olds, thinks he knows everything. He spends much of his adventures nearly dying and the real heroics are left to the pirates and leprechauns. In fact, the central part of the story occurs while Tarquin is in the hospital recovering from the Griddleback attack on the Enchanted Teapot. Archie and Alice, trainee secret agents, enlist the help of Georgia Blade and her wrecking crew of clurichauns. They travel to the Boston Tea party and capture a Griddleback prince. This proves the Griddlebacks are tampering with human history and frees Jules. It is unusual to have a hero who is absent for so much of the stories action. Tarquin can be read better as the story’s instigator than as its hero. This is a true team novel with not one main character, but many. The cast is chaotic and at times crowded. Ford manages to keep it from becoming too crowded by providing defining characteristics for all his main characters and by giving a reference guide at the beginning of the book.
The one sticking point in an otherwise fantastic novel is the names. Names are often puns, such as the Yelts Inn or Shagganat. Which is fine, everyone teenage boy loves puns and this novel's main audience is undeniably teenage boys, but to use puns as names normally suggests that the person or object will be characterized by that name. That doesn’t seem to be the case here and it is a low-level irritant throughout the novel. If it is supposed to be the case it should be made clearer. If not the puns should be either dropped or used differently. Other than that minor issue this novel is a great find. Like any truly great piece of writing the novel manages to transcend its genre to speak to all readers. If you like adventure novels, Terry Pratchett, or the absurd pick up a copy of Tarquin Jenkins and the Book of Dreams.