Thank You for viewing my Book Page - EARLY READER Children's eBook 5 - 9 Years Old Let me Introduce Seb...... A typical 9 Year Old Boy. A Little Rascal, Care Free, Football Mad Boy who adores Cristiano Ronaldo and wants to copy his hair style in the mirror but uses a bit too much gel.
Read a range of Short Stories from his busy week, including being in the Classroom with his NOT so Favourite Teacher or how about the time he Invited his friend around for Tea and his Mum burning the sausages', How Embarrassing is that ???
'Biography?' I mused, tapping my pipe on the arm of the chair in idle thought.
There was a creak to my right as a gentleman, lulled by brandy and heat of the fire, awoke to utter: 'A summation of your life, good fellow. Triumphs, pitfalls, steamy romances.'
I sipped whisky and stared into the hearth's soothing dance of flame. 'They shall not be reassured, thus. I was born before a blank page, blood black as ink for that ravenous foolscap. I have destroyed more worlds then most men view in a lifetime. Adverbs whisper to me in the darkness. My first short story was forty thousand words, and I do not understand Twitter.'
The gentleman grunted assent and drew on his cigar. 'Well then. Do you plan giveaways, some form of question and answer scenario?'
'Perhaps' I murmured, steepling fingers as a calculating smile spread across my face.