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The Big Bhang
Jeremy Jefferson Jacobs Jackson--Forjay to everyone but his mother--grew the most potent marijuana on Earth. Some said the entire Federation of Allied Planets. When the Galactic Union declares humanity unfit to exist, only one man has what it takes to be a true hero to the citizens of FAP.
Join Forjay, Ms. Marianna Templeton, Ambassador Dave Thatcher, and a large, diverse, generally annoying cast of the Galactic Union's alien species on an adventure that spans both time and the space. Relish in the glory of victory, plunge to the lowest depths of despair in defeat, and scream insults at stupid, uppity, snooty, gloppy alien jerks who act like they're better than human beings (and think they're tough).
*** Definitely Fake Editorial Reviews of "The Big Bhang" ***
"I didn't understand this book at all..." - Fijj Yom, Wroglarian (a dumb alien species not affected by weed)
"There's a lot of commas and long sentences in this book!" - some reader who complained about commas and long sentences
"This book is not funny." - NYPD Patrol Officer Gary Garrison
"Bark bark bark growl. Bark!" - NYPD Drug Canine Mr. Fang
"This is the lowest form of propaganda, the kind only a weak, mewling race of soup-filled meatbags would dare to popularize." - Tyx War General Boomz Blasterton
"Reading this book is the dumbest thing you could ever do." - the author of this book
"I don't get it... I raised Travis better than this!" - the author's mother
Includes the following extras:
1. "The Big Bhang: concept" - concept / original idea
2. "Smash & Grab & Loot & Steal" - short story
3. "Dragons Are Not Your Friends" - short story
4. "Bears Are Not Your Friends Either" - short story
5. "Zombie D-7" - novella (Part I)
Join Forjay, Ms. Marianna Templeton, Ambassador Dave Thatcher, and a large, diverse, generally annoying cast of the Galactic Union's alien species on an adventure that spans both time and the space. Relish in the glory of victory, plunge to the lowest depths of despair in defeat, and scream insults at stupid, uppity, snooty, gloppy alien jerks who act like they're better than human beings (and think they're tough).
*** Definitely Fake Editorial Reviews of "The Big Bhang" ***
"I didn't understand this book at all..." - Fijj Yom, Wroglarian (a dumb alien species not affected by weed)
"There's a lot of commas and long sentences in this book!" - some reader who complained about commas and long sentences
"This book is not funny." - NYPD Patrol Officer Gary Garrison
"Bark bark bark growl. Bark!" - NYPD Drug Canine Mr. Fang
"This is the lowest form of propaganda, the kind only a weak, mewling race of soup-filled meatbags would dare to popularize." - Tyx War General Boomz Blasterton
"Reading this book is the dumbest thing you could ever do." - the author of this book
"I don't get it... I raised Travis better than this!" - the author's mother
Includes the following extras:
1. "The Big Bhang: concept" - concept / original idea
2. "Smash & Grab & Loot & Steal" - short story
3. "Dragons Are Not Your Friends" - short story
4. "Bears Are Not Your Friends Either" - short story
5. "Zombie D-7" - novella (Part I)
345 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 28, 2016
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Travis Hill
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I write adult stories for adult readers.
I am an LGBT-friendly author.
http://eepurl.com/D2ktH
I write adult stories for adult readers.
I am an LGBT-friendly author.
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March 26, 2016
Out loud laughter!
Anyone with a sense of humor and/knowledge of weed will absolutely love this book! I can honesty say my son had to check on me a few times to make sure I was OK from laughing so much hehe fantastic story and characters you can really agree with. My new hero is forjay!
Anyone with a sense of humor and/knowledge of weed will absolutely love this book! I can honesty say my son had to check on me a few times to make sure I was OK from laughing so much hehe fantastic story and characters you can really agree with. My new hero is forjay!
March 31, 2016
Enjoyed!
Excellent read. Went fast, like three days! Middle kind of slow, but most are. Checking to see other books by this Author.
Excellent read. Went fast, like three days! Middle kind of slow, but most are. Checking to see other books by this Author.
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