The more I think about this book, the less I like it. Give me another day, and the rating will drop to a One.
It’s click-lit, so it’s not like my expectations were high. And the start is pretty good with the main character Alex (a woman) explaining her new career as a makeup person for models and weddings. Her explanations of what she does are realistic, and you get a sense of the high amount of judgment that goes into the process when it’s being done well. The woman’s problems are laid out well too — smug boyfriend, interfering parents, low self esteem.
But then the book goes entirely off the rails with a wholly implausible plot and caricatured TV and movie people. As a sitcom, maybe it would work if the dialogue was better. Not in this case, with a lot of interior monologue about lack of confidence, claustrophobia, and other anxieties. The evil person who drives the story, a Martha Stewartish TV hostess named Hillary, just screams at everyone all the time. Are there people like that? Yes. Donald Trump is one. But everyone knows he’s a horrible person, but in this book Hillary is implausibly able to hide her bad side from the public.
Until Alex spills the beans. That sets things careening out of control, and Alex is saved from ruin through the intervention of Billy, a ridiculously handsome and kind movie star who falls for her at first sight. No idea why he does. Alex has no idea, either. I guess we’re supposed to think her charm is that she’s more real than TV and movie types, but all of Billy’s friends pitch in to help save her, so how bad can any of them be?
Anyway, it all turns out perfect in the end, which is especially unsatisfying given how implausibly we got there. I’ll mention a couple of additional egregious clunkers. The bad woman is Hillary, and the perfect man is Billy. Billy and Hillary—as in the Clintons, get it? What kind of reference is this? Do you really want to claim Bill Clinton was a good guy and pretend he has an ounce of sincerity? Do you really want to portray Hillary as a witch, which is the exact stereotype lie the Republicans paraded? And do you really want your obviously capable Alex to turn to another man to save her, right after escaping a long term boyfriend who underestimated her? In fact she tells Billy she’s embarrassed to rely on him, and his answer is the nonsensical “ you’re not.” Dumb and dumber.