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How to Poo Your Way to the Top: Get Ahead by Using Your Behind
Just when you thought it was safe to dip your toes back in the [toilet] water, Mats & Enzo are here with more essential poo-related work advice. In How to Poo Your Way to the Top , Mats and Enzo explain how to rise through the ranks by maneuvering through the real corridors of office the toilet. Not many people realize just how important toilet etiquette is in the how, where, and when you poo can dictate so much more than what you weigh in on the afternoon. It can affect your promotions, others’ perception of you, and all aspects of your career. Not convinced? Then you need How to Poo Your Way to the Top before it’s too late!
144 pages, Paperback
Published October 4, 2016
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March 19, 2017
"We have invented a special process that will help you whenever you need to poo at work. Carefully tested in the field for ten years, this method will enable you to poo at work with minimal risk."
This book was given to me by a coworker for my birthday last year and I just got around to reading it.
This book is great. Presented in a formal format, we are given step by step instructions on the best ways to go poop at work. We are given rules for the bathroom, tips on how to be efficient, problems that may arise (being stopped by the boss on your way to the bathroom) and even side notes such as farting guidelines.
Each quick page has illustrations that appear like the logos for bathroom stalls, diagrams, and even mathematical problems expressing flatulence propagation.
5 solid stars for this perfect bathroom or coffee table book.
This book was given to me by a coworker for my birthday last year and I just got around to reading it.
This book is great. Presented in a formal format, we are given step by step instructions on the best ways to go poop at work. We are given rules for the bathroom, tips on how to be efficient, problems that may arise (being stopped by the boss on your way to the bathroom) and even side notes such as farting guidelines.
Each quick page has illustrations that appear like the logos for bathroom stalls, diagrams, and even mathematical problems expressing flatulence propagation.
5 solid stars for this perfect bathroom or coffee table book.
April 15, 2020
If ever there was a time that you felt like you needed to sneak to the basement bathroom to do the dirty deed, this is the book for you!
Never again shall you fear the repercussions of: leaving unpleasant odors in the bathroom or releasing gas in unfortunate situations. Instead, you will be able to use your cunning and your bathroom habits to take out the competition and move forward in the world of business.
Being #1 at doing #2 will enable you to move from being #2 to being #1!
Never again shall you fear the repercussions of: leaving unpleasant odors in the bathroom or releasing gas in unfortunate situations. Instead, you will be able to use your cunning and your bathroom habits to take out the competition and move forward in the world of business.
Being #1 at doing #2 will enable you to move from being #2 to being #1!
April 4, 2020
It’s hilarious book!
April 5, 2023
It was a very funny book, and made me feel smart even though it's basically a "shit post", I had quite a chuckle during my reading of the book would recommend
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