Ok, not really. She's sweet and considerate and never borrows stuff without asking, and she never flirted with my boyfriends. (They did flirt with her, but that's not actually the problem. Ok it is a teensy part of the problem, but not... ok, it's Definitely Related to the Problem but to be honest I don't even fucking blame them.)
The problem – well, the original problem - is she's gorgeous. Head to toe slathered in hotness. I'm pretty, she's ravishing. All the damn time, and it's not because she goes out of her way; she just wakes up looking radiant, spends about two minutes on makeup and less on her hair, and sails into her day, basking in the glances of the guys. Guys look at me and smile. Guys look at her and stop dead, staring.
She barely notices. Well of course she notices, guys freezing in their tracks left and right I mean how do you not notice, but she just keeps sailing right on by. Seriously I want to gouge her eyes out some mornings.
Or at least I did. Now it's... kind of complicated