Once upon a time, there were three sisters who were witches. They lived in a normal neighborhood, creating foul smelling potions in the backyard while they ate kabobs. All the neighbors were afraid to say anything, because they were so weird. Until Bahama, a local crime lord, moved in next door. He observed the sisters from his window, and smelled the stink they were brewing, on his very first night. He found them totally unacceptable as neighbors. Bahama was used to solving problems, and now there was a new one to solve. (this is a short story, approximately 5000 words).