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263 pages, ebook
First published March 15, 2016




“If you had to put my love life into a genre, it would probably be horror. By the same token, I’m not even sure that the master of scary shit, Stephen King, could adequately express it on paper.”
What a hilarious book!!!!
Olivia Sullivan is her home town’s Coroner. She really hasn’t been lucky in the sex department. Her first attempt with her high school boyfriend ended quite badly when it became apparent he had a latex allergy and his penis ended up looking like a latex covered eggplant. Ouch. Then her second attempt six years later, things were going great, but then the guy ended up dying from a heart attack after bringing her and himself to orgasm.
Now it is seven years later and after having to go single to her mother’s lingerie shower, she decides to find a sexy stud to break her losing sex streak. And Catcher Mains blows her mind and vagina cobwebs to smithereens. But the morning after five mind-blowing orgasms, Olivia is embarrassed by her actions, and runs out on Catcher before he wakes up, thinking she will never see him again.
And it’s that pathetically sad relationship history that has led me to this very moment. Well, I guess you could say it was more like my man-starved vagina had led me to this moment, or better yet, led me to the man who got me involved in all this craziness.
But fate and Catcher has other ideas, and just the next day her town has a murder which requires the investigation of the GBI. And who else than Holden “Catcher” Mains shows up at the scene. Catcher isn’t ready to let go of their sizzling attraction, and he’s not about to let Olivia go. As the body count grows, the heat between them grows as well, and Olivia and Catcher will have to solve the murders, while trying to figure out if they have a future.
“There’s not just a spark between us. There’s a full-on raging inferno. Don’t put it out.”
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much while reading a book. I was thoroughly entertained from start to finish, and I loved it! I learned so much about what a mortician and coroner’s job entails, and some of it was disgusting but still very interesting.
“I’m glad you’re good with just sticking with the basics.”
“As long as I get to stick it in you, I’m good,” Catcher teased with a grin.
“You’re impossible,” I muttered.
“Impossibly well endowed.”
I loved Olivia and Catcher. The entire book is from Olivia’s POV, and her thoughts were so funny :-D And Catcher was so sexy with his sometimes immature attitude, his dirty talk and naughty humor. I loved the chemistry between them, the sexy times were quite hot, especially because they can’t keep their hands off each other, and because I’m such a sucker for insta-attraction, I really enjoyed their romance. It was sweet and sizzling.
The plot of the story was hilarious, and sometimes a bit ridiculous and OTT, but it just added to the humor and entertainment. I enjoyed all of it. Especially the nudist resort, the dead body with two penises, the naughty grandmother and the snake handler who thought he was immune to snake venom :-D
This was my first book by this author, and I will definitely be reading more. If you’re looking for a hilarious and light rom-com, then this is the book for you!






“I wasn’t just desperate to be boned. I was even more desperate to have someone to call my own.”
“As he slid the condom down his impressive length, I couldn’t help licking my lips. He was like the Goldilocks of Cocks…not too skinny, not to wide, not too short, and not too long. He was just right.”

Using my index finger, I tapped the bobbing erection. “You’re going to have to be patient and let me get cleaned up before I show you any more attention.” Then when I realized what I had just done, I swept my hand over my eyes. “Oh my God, you’ve got me talking to your dick.”

“Ready to see me unveiled in all my glory?”
I laughed. “Yes. I am.”
“I promise I’ll live up to the fantasy in your mind.”
With a roll of my eyes, I brought my hands to loosen his tie. “If you’re not careful, we won’t be able to fit that big head of yours in this room.”
“And my vagina? That greedy little bitch had found the best piece in the candy store and definitely wanted another lick, suck, and swallow.”







“As he slid the condom down his impressive length, I couldn’t help licking my lips. He was like the Goldilocks of Cocks…not too skinny, not to wide, not too short, and not too long. He was just right.”
“There’s not just a spark between us. There’s a full-on raging inferno.”
“And my vagina? That greedy little bitch had found the best piece in the candy store and definitely wanted another lick, suck, and swallow.”




Our victim, Randy Dickinson, mild-mannered pharmacist, civic volunteer, and bass in the church choir had two penises. Or was it peni? He was packing two schlongs, two meats and four veg, double dongs, a duo of dicks, a couple of cocks, twin trouser snakes, two tallywackers. I shook my head to try and get a hold of myself.

"You can claim someone as legally dead at seven years, so my vagina was just a few months shy of being legally dead."
“As he slid the condom down his impressive length, I couldn’t help licking my lips. He was like the Goldilocks of Cocks…not too skinny, not to wide, not too short, and not too long. He was just right.”
He dipped his head closer to mine. “Stop thinking so much. Let me and your body make the decisions."



“Call me kinky, but I’ve always wanted a man to tie me up”The quirky blurb has been up for three years. The tempting cover was revealed two years ago. So it's safe to say Drop Dead Sexy is a really, really long awaited book. I've been looking forward to reading it too and luckily I'm not disappointed at all.
“Olivia, if you don't stop being a prude, you're never going to get rid of those cooter cobwebs of yours.”I think there's no need too much details about the plot because the synopsis pretty much lays it out. What is more important that the writing is flawless and the pace of story is excellent. This entertaining romantic comedy is perfect blend of lighthearted fun and mouth-wateringly delicious hot love scenes surrounded by a murder mystery which turns out to be a real penis-palooza. Aham, it has the right amount of over the top craziness - like a dead guy with two dicks, nudists, snake handlers & witches - and there are defiantly some surprising twists and turns.
“Trust me babe. It’ll be on like Donkey Kong the minute I have you alone again.”The county mortician and coroner, Liv, was our narrator throughout the book and I enjoyed her fascinating voice. I liked that she was strong, smart and sassy, a very passionate woman despite her disastrous sex experiences. Also our sinfully handsome hero, Catcher, just sweept me off my feet with his dirty talking and smart-ass personality. Together these two were wonderful plus the chemistry between them was volcanic. In addition I adored the background, a small southern town packed full of a little nuts but phenomenal citizens (Grandmother Pease was the best!).
“Did you honestly just compare our sex life to a video game?”
“I had finally found the one. The one who completed me and all that jazz.”It was freakin' hilarious, I couldn’t put it down. It made me swooning, laughing and giggling all the way through. Do yourself a favor and don’t miss out this standalone awesomeness!
“Although it wasn’t in the Ten Commandments, I’m pretty sure ’Thou shalt not sext in the house of God’ was pretty high up there on the list of no-nos.”My rating:

