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240 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1999
I’m not interested in teaching books by women. Virginia Woolf is the only writer that interests me as a woman writer, so I do teach one of her short stories. But once again, when I was given this job I said I would only teach the people that I truly, truly love. Unfortunately, none of those happen to be Chinese, or women. Except for Virginia Woolf. And when I tried to teach Virginia Woolf, she’s too sophisticated, even for a third-year class. Usually at the beginning of the semester a hand shoots up and someone asks why there aren’t any women writers in the course. I say I don’t love women writers enough to teach them, if you want women writers go down the hall. What I teach is guys. Serious heterosexual guys. F. Scott Fitzgerald, Chekhov, Tolstoy. Real guy-guys. Henry Miller. Philip Roth.He goes on from there to express a standard range of egoist chauvinism that probably would have been overlooked a generation or three ago, but these days reads like some sort of quasi-intellectual mopery meant to establish the speaker as a jackass in a sitcom.
These are, of course, the treasured Proust, one of my great joys is not only having read Proust but having read him twice, and having listened to the audio CD twice. There’s two versions, one’s 50 hours and one’s 150 hours. They’re both dazzling. I like volume 4, Sodom and Gomorrah, it’s the most entertaining, it’s the funniest. It’s very, very funny about human vanity, particularly gay vanity.Ugh. There's an awful lot of shoddy thinking there. First off, gay vanity is probably not something that one might want to differentiate from standard vanity for an author one treasures, particularly not if one normally says one only relates to “serious heterosexual guys.” Also, he’s “treasured” Proust by reading him twice, and listening to a reading on CD twice? Sure, Remembrance of Things Past is a hefty book (usually in 2-3 volumes) but that accounting just doesn’t strike me as the product of a careful, considerate reader; truly treasured books don’t get notches on the bedpost....
I looked down beside the log and there was a skinbook there, somebody must have brought it down by the river to jack off. Nice neighbourhood eh? Anyway it was spread open to a picture of this snow-white blond chick with a real rack on her, sort of sitting on a stool in a pair of baby-dolls, but you could see right through them and this rack, just hanging there like something you'd find on a cow. I mean I'd seen girlie pictures before, but this stuff, in view of all the shit I was thinking about, it made the whole world look extremely creepy. Like sex was on everybody's mind and everybody was worth exactly a dollar ninety-eight, including me.I'm confident that the grammatical issues in that paragraph (such as the comma splice in the first sentence and the awkward use of pronouns) are purposeful on the author's part. They help convey his narrative voice, which he maintains well throughout out piece. It's a bit of a double-edged sword, however. It does convey a theme, but can also be grating, so if that sample didn't appeal in terms of style (if not substance) then reading this book might be a long slog for you.