I forget exactly how I found out about this book. I mean, I know I spotted it on Amazon because it was recommended beneath another book I was looking at, but I can’t remember what that other book was. No matter, I found this book. It intrigued me because it sounded like a book of literary short stories that actually had some balls to them, like Tom Franklin’s stuff. The eponymous story, “Dog Run Moon,” was about a guy who stole a ruffian’s dog and said ruffian hunted him down to get the dog back. The thief, Sid, is naked and literally running from Montana Bob, the dog’s owner, and Charlie Chaplin, Bob’s psychotic-seeming accountant/friend. The story recounts how Sid found the dog and how he took off with it and then how Montana Bob and Charlie Chaplin tried to persuade Sid to give the dog back on a few occasions. At the end of the story, Montana Bob and Charlie Chaplin catch up to Sid, take the dog back and don’t beat Sid up because they pity him. And that’s it. “Runoff” is about a twenty-something named Dale who’s studying to become an EMT and who takes up with a 43-year-old divorcee with two kids named Jeannette. Dale’s dad, Ken, warns him about getting involved with a divorced woman but Dale stays with her anyway. The creek behind Jeanette’s house floods and she asks Dale to help her, and he in turn enlists Ken, who helps sandbag the backyard to prevent flooding. Then a while later Dale is jumped one night by Jeannette’s ex (that’s the implication, anyway) and dies. Ken is pissed at her for a bit but then they see each other in the park one day and he seems to have gotten past it. And that’s it. “One More Last Stand” is about a reenacter named Perry who goes to a reenactment in Crow Agency, Montana, near Little Bighorn, where Custer made his infamous last stand. Perry plays the part of Custer. He apparently goes there every year for the reenactment and to meet up with an old flame named Kat Realbird (fun fact: the Real Bird family actually exists and do indeed help put on a reenactment each year). They drink, fuck, hang out. And Perry usually calls his wife before or after (or sometimes even during) their trysts. His wife, Andy, has breast cancer. Apparently, Kat is fine that Perry is married - to her, it is what it is. Anyway, Perry and Kat have their fling, the reenactment ends, and Perry goes to leave. Only he has an arrow stuck in his tire, which of course has deflated it. (The night before he leaves, a Native American bartender in the local watering hole tells Perry that everybody knows about his and Kat’s affair, and he needs to watch his back because Kat’s husband is the bartender’s cousin - implying the bartender wants and is willing to fuck Perry up.) So he pops the spare on and goes to get the tire fixed. And that’s it. “Breatharians” was about a teenage kid named August who lives on a farm with his parents and a farmhand named Lisa. His mother and father live in different houses - one built by August’s grandfather (on his mother’s side) and one built by August’s father - on the farm. His mother is kind of out of it and his father is banging Lisa. August shuttles between the two parents, feeling sorry for his mom and resentful of his dad. His dad pays him to kill some feral cats in the barn and he ends up poisoning them and killing them all. And that’s it. In “Exotics,” a teacher named James takes a summer job as a ranch hand in Texas. His job is mostly to drive around the ranch in a golf cart, top off feeders with corn, shit like that. He learns that the ranch has many different kinds of exotic animals, such as zebras, and they’re kept there so rich assholes can hunt them. He works there until summer ends and then ostensibly goes back to Montana, where he teaches. And that’s it. “Sun Dance” is about a contractor named Rand who accidentally kills four Mexicans who work for him. Upon Rand’s request, they work on a house on Thanksgiving and accidentally get carbon monoxide poisoning and die. That happens, but Rand moves on to other projects. His friend, Sam, tries to get Rand out of the house and takes him to various Native American events (Sam’s wife is Native American) such as a sweat lodge and a sun dance. Rand feels awkward at these events but goes anyway. By the end, he reluctantly participates in the sun dance. And that’s it. “Off the Track” was about a kid named Terry who went to a strip club as a minor, got into a fight, accidentally killed a guy, and was sent to juvie for two years as a result. While he’s in there, his grandfather, who Terry was very close to, dies, his father finds Jesus, his sister Denise becomes an atheist (which infuriates her parents), and his mother becomes more despondent as her family drifts farther and farther apart. Then Terry is released to find that he’s inherited his grandfather’s house, truck, and other belongings. Denise tries to live with Terry but Terry isn’t having it - it seems he’s inherited a bit of his grandfather’s cruelty (which Terry never experienced but his mom said existed) along with his worldly possessions. In the end, Terry is at the house alone. And that’s it. “Crow Country Moses” is about a guy who goes on a fishing trip with his father in Montana shortly after the guy’s mom dies. (The son is an adult.) It’s pretty nondescript, and then two years later the dad dies and the son goes to Michigan to take care of his father’s affairs. And that’s it. “In Hindsight” covers nearly the entire life of a woman named Lauren. It starts when she’s in her 40s or so, backtracks to her late teens, goes through her 20s and 30s, catches back up to her 40s, and then fast forwards to her early 70s. In that time, she gets married, her husband dies, she dates a lesbian veterinarian, breaks up, lives on a farm, works as a janitor at a school, gets into something of a feud with Jason, her deceased husband’s son, and then makes up with him. And that’s it. This story was different than the others in that it was SUCH a gut punch, which made it so much better than the others. Not that the others were bad, mind you. It’s just that this story was so incredibly poignant and sad and, well, real. I mean, I actually felt Lauren’s loneliness and what it was like to go through all these different stages of life and grow old and change and have a different perspective on things as she aged. What’s weird is that it was so sad but I enjoyed it so much that I didn’t want it to end. With the exception of “In Hindsight” (which very much stood out as its own thing), I actually liked the same things about all these stories - the way Wink described the landscape of Montana (where the stories were mostly set), the simple construction of the sentences, the everyday, working-class characters, the way all the characters had to deal with death in some way, and the regular, everyday names of the characters (sounds weird, but it was nice to read “normal” names like Dale, Jason, Jeannette, Terry, and so on). What I didn’t like, what was disappointing, was that the stories didn’t really do anything. They didn’t go anywhere (again, with the exception of “In Hindsight,” which covered a woman’s ENTIRE LIFE). They were more or less all character studies, which I wouldn’t classify as stories at all. Mind you, they weren’t NEARLY as fucking odd or avant garde as some “literary” short stories I’ve read. And they were ten times more enjoyable than, say, Raymond Carver or Denis Johnson’s stuff. But I swear to Christ, Wink’s stories were very similar to SO many other “literary” stories I’ve read. It seems like all the MFA writing programs in the country have a conference, decide on this one style of story - the format that meanders and is very poetic but doesn’t actually go anywhere, and then teach that format to EVERY motherfucking writer who attends those programs. I know what they’re trying to do - they’re trying to capture real life as accurately as they can. But don’t they fucking realize that it’s FICTION? It doesn’t HAVE to mimic life exactly. It can be dramatic, it can add up and make sense by the end. IT’S OKAY. Fuck, man, that’s why people read stories - BECAUSE THINGS HAPPEN AND THERE’S RESOLUTION. But I digress. Bottom line is that I really enjoyed this book and would definitely read whatever else Wink publishes. The guy is a hell of a writer.