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Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind
In the author's own words, "These are classics in my own mind."
Readers beware! Some of you will be shocked by parts of this book.
Vegetarians may be disturbed by turkeys on the menu, or kiddies in a witch's freezer. Others could well get excited by all the chopping, reaping and killing or be offended by the mushy poems professing love.
If you prefer a little titillation, be warned, there are no refunds or compensation for bruised buttocks from the house of sin.
Not put off by any of the above?
Maybe just a bit by the mushy love
Desensitised to violence and killing?
Though the titillation might be thrilling
Rhyming or not, it's all the same
Sounds as if you would be game
So take the plunge, if you dare
Then leave a review — it shows you care.
Readers beware! Some of you will be shocked by parts of this book.
Vegetarians may be disturbed by turkeys on the menu, or kiddies in a witch's freezer. Others could well get excited by all the chopping, reaping and killing or be offended by the mushy poems professing love.
If you prefer a little titillation, be warned, there are no refunds or compensation for bruised buttocks from the house of sin.
Not put off by any of the above?
Maybe just a bit by the mushy love
Desensitised to violence and killing?
Though the titillation might be thrilling
Rhyming or not, it's all the same
Sounds as if you would be game
So take the plunge, if you dare
Then leave a review — it shows you care.
52 pages, ebook
Published October 7, 2016
6 people want to read
About the author
Melanie Tomlin
9 books63 followersMelanie Tomlin was born in Beeston, England. At the age of three her family moved to suburban Melbourne, Australia, where she has lived ever since. When she was twelve her parents bought her a typewriter, and she wrote her first novel that very same year. She still has the typewriter, which is somewhat worse for wear, but that first manuscript is now nothing but a distant memory.
Her first published book, Angel's Kiss, was released in 2015. The next four instalments in the 'Angel Series' -- Angel's Curse, Angel's Messiah, Angel's Body and Angel's Demon -- were released over the next three years.
For a change of pace, and something a little different, Melanie also published a book of poetry called Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind and a children's picture book called Lucy Vampoosy: The Little Vampire Dog.
Melanie is currently working on the sixth book in the 'Angel Series' -- Angel's Apocalypse.
Her first published book, Angel's Kiss, was released in 2015. The next four instalments in the 'Angel Series' -- Angel's Curse, Angel's Messiah, Angel's Body and Angel's Demon -- were released over the next three years.
For a change of pace, and something a little different, Melanie also published a book of poetry called Twisted Poems of a Warped Mind and a children's picture book called Lucy Vampoosy: The Little Vampire Dog.
Melanie is currently working on the sixth book in the 'Angel Series' -- Angel's Apocalypse.
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May 15, 2017
Definitely not my cup of tea, there were poems that I did quite enjoy though.
February 2, 2017
Definitely the best book of poetry I have read this year. Be warned, they are definitely twisted and warped like the title promises. Many highlights through. Humour and horror and a little sadness.
May 1, 2017
Definitely one of my favourite poetry books that I own!
March 22, 2019
enlightening
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