Ghosts, Gangsters and Gourmet Cooking.
We rocked up at the Fair Maid and Falcon at about four in the afternoon of a filthy early October day.
'Who put her in?' is a warm, adorable, feel-good, paranormal, chiller. It is very far from perfect, but it is absolutely wonderful. If you like the kind of books Phil Rickman writes and are not going to froth at the mouth if you find minor imperfections in the writing, you will love this book just as much as I did.
From page one you know there is something strange going on - and the story rocks and rolls along from there, carried by a lot of chatty dialogue. A lot. The majority of the story is told through conversations, giving it a very immediate and human feel. You get a lot of good relationship advice, learn how to serve breakfast to a gangster and find some cooking tips thrown in for free. By the way, if you don't like a good sprinkling of basic anglo-saxon then stay away and if you are embarrassed by people talking openly about sex, but guaranteed no sex scenes, then again it may not be your cup of Earl Grey.
'I didn't think you believed in ghosts.' 'Oh. I don't. But that doesn't mean I don't think they exist. I just think believing in them encourages them.'
Ben and Joss Beckett and their two dogs arrive at the gastro-pub to cover the two week holiday time of the owners and wish they had not taken the job almost at once - but with the threat of bad reviews if they pull out of the commitment they grit their teeth and stick it out.
That should have been it, but circumstances mean they have to go back a couple of months later for a much longer haul and find the pub almost on the point of bankruptcy. There is a lot of hard slog, tea and sympathy and then - just when things are getting properly turned around- the real problems begin with the ghosts.
Joss and Ben are both psychic and the presence of what they call the 'woo-woo stuff' in the pub and its environs is not something they find hard to accept - even if they do find it very hard to deal with. So they have to call in the expert, Danilo Lovell a TV psychic. It is after that things get really interesting.
'You shouldn't be embarrassed about a love that strong. Smug maybe. But never embarrassed.'
The story has decent pace, even when it is dealing with the normal-life level of things and the characters are drawn so well that you feel they are sitting round your own table sharing a cuppa and a chat.
Faults and flaws in grammar are there more than a few, but unless you are sensitive to such things, the story carries you over them easily. There may also be just a few odd coincidences which make the plot a little less than silken smooth. But this is not satin sheets, this is an unashamed patchwork quilt of human life, which cuddles you up in front of the hearth with a mug of chocolate - or mulled wine even.
If I were being true to the technical demands of reviewing, I'd have doffed a star for the cumulative minor flaws, but I'll leave that to those perfectionists who just have to make the stars match the tick boxes. Me - I loved it. More, Jane, please!