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First published January 1, 2014
"I was sucked into this ridiculous sideshow of drama that distracted me, and others, from really important stuff, see. This Plame dame, she was a nobody. A shill. A waste of my time, and your time lemme tell you, if I ever saw someone wasted time. So lemme tell you about this nobody dame that's not worth the paper this book is written on, from some nowhere corner of the CIA."
"I did manage to get sucked into the most baroque and longest running sideshows. A July 2003 article by the syndicated columnist Robert Novak publicly outing the covert CIA employee Valerie Plame, wife of the former ambassador Joseph Wilson; a highly vocal critic of the Bush administration policies on Iraq. At the time this mini drama began, Plame was a mid-level officer in the counter proliferation division which was part of the Directorate of Operations.
"Although she had been an agency officer, she was so obscure that I didn't even ever recall hearing her name, much less meeting her. Nonetheless, outing an undercover officer is never a trivial thing; no matter where that officer is located in the hierarchy. Over the years CIA covert personnel have been attacked and sometimes murdered as a result of being compromised like that.
"So, a few days after the Novak column aired I dutifully had our office send a crimes report to the Justice Department, notifying it of the leak. The OGC sends dozens of such reports to Justice every year. There's hardly a day goes by without some piece of classified information popping up somewhere in the media...And on the scale of such things the Plame leak, while deplorable was negligible in terms of harm to the nation's security. I fully expected Justice to treat it the way it treated 99% of our crimes reports; which is to say to do little or nothing.
"Based on the assessment we made the Plame leak appeared to be most unlikely candidate for a full blown Justice FBI investigation. There was no evidence indicating that any CIA source or operation or Plame herself for that matter was placed in jeopardy as a result of the outing. And it appeared that dozens, if not hundreds of people knew she was an agency employee. To be sure that was not Plame's fault. Indeed, the ensuing investigation would show that she was always remarkably careful and discrete in maintaining her cover, even with her close friends on the outside. For that she deserves considerable credit. Being that disciplined is an arduous task for an undercover operative...
"Surely, I figured, a marginally harmful leak such as the Plame disclosure wouldn't be investigated and prosecuted simply because of the partisan political pressure being applied at the time by opponents of Bush administration policies in Iraq. The crimes reporting process had never been trivialized and distorted like that in all my years in the CIA. The entire episode would quickly fade away, I sagely concluded. Well...nobody's perfect...
"...it finally culminated in a conviction of Lewis Scooter Libby; Chief aid to Vice President Cheney for lying to the FBI and a Grand Jury. Mind you, Libby was not found guilty of leaking Plame's name. It turned out that Pat learned who those culprits were early on. For reasons that remain unclear to me they never faced prosecution. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the end, therefore, the Plame case was hardly a compelling cautionary tale for future would be leakers. And, at least in so far as we at the CIA were concerned hardly worth the thousands of hours agency personnel, including two of our lawyers working on the case full time, had to devote the supporting four year investigation and trial of a guy who wasn't even the leaker.
"To this day I have not met Valerie Plame. Of those who knew and worked with her, the consensus was that she was a capable, dedicated officer who was involuntarily catapulted into a political maelstrom not of her own making. And then manipulated and exploited by her publicity seeking, preening, blowhard of a husband. Suddenly robbed of her anonymity, she did her best for a couple of years to try to cope with balancing her dual loyalties to her job and to her husband. But it was a struggle.
"I remember at one point Plame had pleaded with the agency to provide her with round the clock security protection; siting the potential threat her unwanted notoriety posed to her and her family. What I determined was that there was no credible information of any kind indicating she or anyone in her family was in any sort of danger. So I reluctantly concluded that the agency could not lawfully expend the considerable amount of tax payer money that would be required to shield her from a non-existent threat...I hoped, that for her part that she understood that her case for needing protection was not helped by her husband's relentless pursuit of an ever higher public profile, including, I am told, his inveigling her to pose with him in a ludicrous Vanity Fair photo shoot in which she wore Garbo-like sunglasses and a scarf.
"...she also became a full fledged celebrity and a fixture on the lecture circuit with a best selling memoir...that became a major albeit fictionalized motion picture. In the final analyses then, it might be argued that her outing turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to Valerie Plame. However for those of us at the CIA who had to live with her case the entire episode was little more than a seemingly interminable distraction and a colossal waste of time and money."
I got sucked into a sideshow drama where this inconsequential covert operative got exposed. Yeah, sure, operatives can lose their life, get murdered as a response to being outed, but whatever. See, this Plame dame was a mid-level nobody in a backwoods corner of the CIA so far away that we actually forgot this department existed. So, anyway, her husband, Wilson, a US ambassador, he didn't say nice things about President Trump. Dubya. So, Cheney pulled some strings, got his assistant to get another assistant to get someone else to out Valerie Plame, that CIA spy we're talking about, and OOPSIES, she's compromised. Sure the government looked into Skooter, but he wasn't the leaker. Nope. It was a couple of other guys, who never saw the inside of a cell. And gosh I have no idea why they got off outing a CIA covert operative. Was a shame that it happened to the wife of a Trump critic. Oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the end, this Plame dame wanted protection, because of that whole murdered spy thing I mentioned, but pfft, who she kiddin'? Fagedaboutit. The whole thing turned out to be a total waste of time.