Often called “The Forgotten War”, Afghanistan is a chaotic hotbed of racial, religious, and political tensions that has suffered centuries of indignities at the hands of British, Soviet, and American forces. Often labelled “primitive”, “tribal”, and “uneducated” by the West, Afghanis certainly---and by all rights---should have no shortage of mistrust, loathing, and hatred of the West.
In 2004, journalist Kim Barker decided to cover Afghanistan as a fill-in correspondent. She wasn’t expecting to stay very long. The heat, the desert, the smell of human feces in the air, the suicide bombers, the fact that she had a needy boyfriend who was giving her crap about leaving: there were many reasons why she shouldn’t have wanted to stay.
She ended up staying for five years.
Barker became the South Asia bureau chief for the Chicago Tribune in 2004, living in New Delhi, India, and Islamabad, Pakistan while spending lots of time in Kabul and other war-torn places in Afghanistan. She was what is called an “embed”, a journalist permanently attached to a particular military unit, going where they go and living in tents for long stretches.
She shuffled back and forth between this life in the war-torn desert and the big city life of India/Pakistan. She called it the Taliban Shuffle.
This would become the title of her 2012 memoir about her life in Afghanistan and Pakistan. “The Taliban Shuffle: Strange Days in Afghanistan and Pakistan” described her inexplicable spiritual awakening in the middle of the Forgotten War.
She writes, “I had no idea that I would find self-awareness in a combat zone, a kind of peace in chaos. My life here wouldn’t be about a man or God or some cause. I would fall in love, deeply, but with a story, with a way of life. When everything else was stripped away, my life would be about an addiction, not to drugs, but to a place. I would never feel as alive as when I was here. (p. 6)”
Barker’s memoir does for Afghanistan what Michael Herr’s classic book “Dispatches” did for the Vietnam War, bringing the real “boots-on-the-ground” visceral experience of Afghanistan to the readers. With one major difference: Barker’s book is hilarious.
It’s a weird mash-up of Candace Bushnell’s “Sex and the City” and the film “The Hurt Locker”, except that Barker is the anti-Carrie Bradshaw. She’s more of a female Hunter S. Thompson, and her story reads like “Fear and Loathing in Kabul”, with a little "M*A*S*H" thrown in.
Her attempts at romantic interludes in shady nightclubs and bars are pathetic, but, to be fair, it’s hard to be romantic when you are in a country where public displays of affection AND alcohol are illegal. Plus, the men she meets are much like her: adrenaline junkies and commitment-phobes. Her love life is doomed from the start.
But the fact that she is a female in a country run by violent and horny misogynists is, actually, a point in her favor at times. She can get in to some places that other American men can’t. This has its obvious advantages and disadvantages. The advantages are, of course, good copy for her newspaper. The disadvantages arise when the warlords want a little more than just a “one-on-one” interview, if you know what I mean...
Barker writes honestly and without any illusions as to why the war in Afghanistan was a fiasco: “Some foreigners wanted to make Afghanistan a better place, viewed Afghanistan as a home rather than a party, and even genuinely liked Afghans. But they were in the minority, and many had left, driven out by the corruption and the inability to accomplish anything. For most, Afghanistan was Kabul High, a way to get your war on, an adrenaline rush, a resume line, a money factory. It was a place to escape, to run away from marriages and mistakes, a place to forget your age, your responsibilities, your past, a country in which to reinvent yourself. Not that there was anything wrong with that, but the motives of most people were not likely to help a fragile and corrupt country stuck somewhere between the seventh century and Vegas. (p. 284)”
In the end, Barker’s sense of humor, her self-deprecating honesty, and her sharp journalistic eye for detail makes “The Taliban Shuffle” one of the best books I have read about the U.S. intervention in Afghanistan.
P.S. This book was recently re-published under the title “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” as a tie-in to the Tina Fey movie adaptation that was recently in theaters and will probably be on DVD soon. I have not seen the film.