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262 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1987
The President, with his toadies and familiars, is now five hundred feet down in solid rock with enough fine foods, wines and liqueurs to last two hundred years, and the longevity drugs to enjoy them all. (Held off market, in the interests of national security.)
A teen-aged President appears on national TV, his well-cut suit hanging loose on his skinny frame, to pipe out adolescent treble, alternately pompous and cracking:
“We categorically deny that there are any [crack] so-called Fountain-of-Youth drugs, procedures or treatments [crack] that are being held back from the American people [crack].” He flashes a boyish smile and runs a comb through his abundant, unruly hair. “And I categorically dismiss as without foundation rumors that I myself, the First Lady, my fag son and my colleagues in the Cabinet are sustaining ourselves by state-of-the-art vampiric technology, drawing off from the American pimples [crack giggle] so-called ‘energy units’!”
His hair stands up and crackles, and he gives the American people the finger and barks out:
“I got mine, fuck you! Every crumb for himself.”