"What you may now be
Thinking as you read this book:
"This poetry sucks.""
Ding Ding Ding! An extra star for at least guessing it right! Also, it would be great if "poets" can figure out haiku is not about just picking up syllables and stringing them together until it gets the shape of 5-7-5 syllables, it'd be great. The last few "haiku" from poetry books I've seen are just people trying to write a facebook post that happened to rhyme. It's getting embarrassing.
"Can't make a haiku.
I am thinking to myself:
"I have writer's block.""
Yes, what an insightful piece of art.