It is a 91 year anniversary of Conan's first appearance in his own story in Weird Tales magazine.
It is a 41 year anniversary of Arnolds break through movie Conan the Barbarian.
It is a 31 year anniversary of Conan the Adventurer animated show.
It is a 12 year anniversary of Jason Momoa's laughable portrayal of this character. (Couldn't even get the year right. It's always the second year of a decade, smh...)
"Conan was a Cimmerian by birth, one of those fierce moody hillmen who dwelt in their gloomy, cloudy land in the north. His saga, which had led him to the throne of Aquilonia, was the basis of a whole cycle of hero-tales."
So. Almost a century. Precedes Tolkien's Hobbit by 5 years.
A lot if you're stuck at a job you don't like. Meaningless when those years pass.
But, one might even argue how Conan was more influential for the genre of Epic Fantasy (given how Robert E. Howard is considered as a father of Sword and Sorcery genre) than all of Tolkien's Rings, especially when we take in consideration the flourishing of the Grim Dark in last 30-40 years or so.
One should do a serious research before claiming that.
Me? I'm here to reap the benefits of the legacy of both of these magnificent specimens and enjoy.
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There are just too many of these short stories, so I'll have to keep track of them individually, through updates.
1. The Phoenix on the Sword - first story in this collection, published in 1932.
Originally named:
By This Axe I Rule!
and having entirely different protagonist, this story was rejected for publication back in 1929, after which it was edited and rewritten and published in 1932, under new name with new protagonist.
Considering I had very low expectation for this entire collection, this story is surprisingly good.
Aged King Conan, mowing down unfortunate souls attempting coup on him.
Decent introduction with a lot of action and foreshadowing future events, much like prologues in most of fantasy literature today.
On the fact that this story was originally rejected tells me how publishers back in 20's of 20th century had much higher standards than they have today.
Should I name few? No, let's keep it civil.
Biggest highlight still is Robert E. Howard's explanation on worldbuilding, basically foreseeing my future rants about inconsistencies in worlbuilding and calming me down.
I mean, Atlantis, Asgard, Picts, together with Cimmeria etc. - oh, there would be a rant, for sure.
But he had a great explanation, so I will let that go.
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2. The Scarlet Citadel - second story in this collection, published in 1933.
Story where side characters are more interesting than Conan himself. While Conan serves the purpose of a brute with a purpose and vengeance on his mind - running from one battle through freeing himself of shackles of captivity, only to finish this tale with another battle - the main duel is between two opposing sorcerers.
Over the years, while sporadically reading reviews for Conan series, I would often see prose and structural narrative criticised, especially in first stories.
Although both could have been improved, I would disagree with any harsh criticism on this.
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3. The Tower of the Elephant - third story in this collection, published in 1933.
A heist story, where Conan is nothing short of a valid candidate to join Ocean's 13 gang of misfits.
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4. Black Colossus, fourth story in this collection, published in 1933.
Finally a female protagonist. I'm surprised there was no sexism involved. A bit of forceful dependency and need for protection as story progressed, but arguably that wasn't necessarily due to sexism.
I expected outdated views on male/female relationships, because in most of reviews I have read, that was highlighted, however in this first story where we have a prominent female character that is most definitely not the case.
Prose is also very good, something that goes strong from the very first story and hasn't dropped in quality. Descriptions are vividly detailed.
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5. Slithering Shadow - fifth book in this collection, published in 1933.
From a worldbuilding, history and lore point of view, probably the best story so far.
Ancient city built in Oasis populated by fatalist people who chose to sleep and dream. Sounds tempting, until you learn how evil god lurks the city and eats you while you dream, once in a while.
Here, female protagonist are prominent as well, but there's this unfortunate pattern how they need to fall in love with Conan by the end of the story. Or middle.
Anyhow, jealousy as driving point of contempt between female protagonist, effectively making a love triangle - oh don't we all "love" that.
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6. The Pool of the Black One - sixth story in this collection, published in 1933
Conan swims the ocean to board a ship and become a pirate. Gets accepted, works twice as hard, sings, dances, cooks, genuinely becomes loved by the crew. Enjoys the "rrrrrr" of his new career.
Is this start of a new Conan?
Absolutely not. Because our Cimmerian Jack Sparrow is on a secret mission. And he is hunting.
Little does he know tho, unrelated to his pirate career and his mission, he will soon become the prey.
We continue to explore the world, with each new story, we go to a different culture and geographical surrounding. And while some are direct continuation of the previous one, there's almost never correlation between the characters. Each story is like a new episode of the Simpsons.
This... works so far. Although I'm wondering why this approach if almost all of these stories so far were published in the same year.
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7. Rogues in the House - seventh story in this collection, published in 1934.
Yet another story where Conan for majority of it is just a silent spectator, who conveniently lends his hands only when violent force was needed and end the story in brutish deus ex machina.
It's like Robert wanted to tell the stories of ordinary and not so ordinary people in this world, but knew he needed Conan in these stories to sell them.
I'm at 25% of the book, and just started reading third year of Conan publication stories, but already I can see what "Northern Barbarian Hero Trope" Steven Erikson tried to dishevel with his character Karsa Orlong in Malazan Series; something which he failed by the end of the series, given the abundant similarities between the two.
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8. Shadows in the Moonlight - eight story in this collection, published in 1934.
Possibly the weakest story so far. Not sure what happened with dialogues, especially in first few pages. These unnaturally long monologues spoken in archaic language are ridiculous. Such a sudden change.
Also there were some logical fallacies with characters actions throughout the story, that I'm hoping whatever happened with Robert while writing it, will not affect his future ones. Because he was really good so far.
What can change tho, is female protagonists desperately falling in love with Conan.
Also, I noticed in all these stories so far, there's somewhat a lack of identity and belonging with Conan's stories.
He is Cimmerian.
But what does that mean to a reader if with each new story we are introduced with a character that lived a life-worth of events unrelated to previous story just so we can catch up with current events.
We are never at the same place, but there's almost always new 5000 soldiers that he lost, often from an entirely different country.
Or we find him shackled, or on a ship, or as a king, or a drunkard or any other outlandish setting for which simply takes a lifelong time to get to.
Conan of Cimmeria. Could be Conan of Mars, it matters little.
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9. Queen of the Black Coast - ninth story in this collection, published in 1934.
I wouldn't be surprised to learn how Robert had some unnatural fear of snakes and... apes?
In almost each story so far, Conan attacked or was attacked by a giant serpent or an ape.
"I have known many Gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply. I seek not beyond death. I know not nor do I care. Let me live deep while I live. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content."
There's an interesting conversation on theology, which left much bigger impression on me than a flying ape.
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10. The Devil in Iron - tenth story in this collection, published in 1934.
This time Conan fights a robot. Thank god for that forward by Robert E. Howard on worldbuilding, so I was prepared "that the world is as is". He had much better explanation than that, but the gist of his message was just to relax and don't overthink it.
And to be honest, I was more surprised to learn that Conan was a pirate than that through ages of this world there was a time robots roamed the world.
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11. The People of the Black Circle - eleventh story in this collection, published in 1934.
This is a short novella, published in 3 parts of 1934, and as such, although short in its structure, longer than most of Robert's stories he was publishing so far.
And it shows. Predominantly in building main characters and developing them.
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12. A Witch Shall be Born - twelfth story in this collection, published in 1934.
Finally a story from which legendary scene was pulled out for movie in 1982.
One of the better paced story so far.
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13. Jewels of Gwahlur - thirteenth story in this collection, published in 1935.
Conan as Indiana Jones.
That's it.
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14. Beyond the Black River - fourteenth story in this collection, published in 1935.
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural; it is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph."
Western with a touch of Beastmaster.
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15. Shadows of Zamboula - fifteenth story in this collection, published in 1935.
Conan against cannibals. And closest to a horror story I have read in this collection.
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16. Red Nails - sixteenth story in this collection, published in 1936.
Once again, Robert shows that short novellas are better suited for him than short tales.
And for the first time in this collection, this story is the closest to a direct continuation of a previous story I'll get.
This is also the bloodiest, goriest and most disturbing story of them all, so far. Considering the Great Depression, his personal issues additionally burdened by lack of financial support by magazine who published his story so far - I completely understand why he chose to write a story about decadence of society.
Sadly, this is his last story he finished before his suicide.
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17. The Hour of Dragon - seventeenth story in this collection, published 1935 - 1950.
Loosely based on previously published stories, most notably The Scarlet Citadel and The Phoenix on the Sword, but with much more content, which makes this a full novel. And it is Robert's best work.
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18. The God in the Bowl - eighteenth story in this collection, published in 1952.
Conan in a murder mystery. Murder is in a museum. If only Conan was a professor of Symbology from a Harvard University and wears Harris Tweed jacket, oh the joke would write itself.
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19. The Black Stranger - Nineteenth story in this collection, published in 1953.
Conan as a revolutionist against buccaneers. Man through his career was more pirate than barbarian and king combined.
Yet another story where events are connected with previous stories, mainly in conquering the throne of Aquilonia, throne upon which we found him in the first story in this collection.
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20. The Frost-Giant's Daughter - twentieth story in this collection, published in 1953.
And finally Conan entangled with Norse mythology, against Frost Giants.
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