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496 pages, Paperback
First published February 11, 2016
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away, I've got to
Get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted love (oh)
Tainted love

Vinny Butler only ever enjoyed shagging birds up the rear. Not only was the hole tighter, it saved him from having to look at their stupid faces.

"Won't last, that marriage.
Look at their body language.
I reckon Charles is in love with that Parker-Bowles woman."

"That's what's wrong with this fucking world.
God dropped a massive clanger when he created a John Thomas."

"As for mobile phones - what a waste of time they are.
No bastard ever answers 'em."

... there was more to him than met the eye. She knew a villain when she saw one, having birth to three.

Blood is thicker than water, love is stronger than hate...








”The devil looks after his own and your dad is one of those lucky people he takes extra special care of.



