OMG... how bad is this book! It's a bunch of amped up caricatures that have then been given crack and thrown into a D grade hammed up cartoon!!!
I'm sure there are comments about the humour of this book, but I never saw even a little bit of it. There were no bumbling laughs, although it was packed with straight bumbling. There were no sassy comments and comebacks, although there was an endless supply of come back to repeat stuff.
The Native American issue was handled in one of the worst ways I've ever seen. The chick was rightly pissed at rich white assholes drilling their land causing outrageous pollution and a firmly entrenched slavery system where they lure the little girls with drugs into the camps and sell them for sex. Her little sisters have just gone missing... But they had been lured out every weekend for the last few years... 😳 they'd get picked up on Friday and dropped off on Sunday strung out and thoroughly used... and she hasn't done anything before now? The oldest was just 18 and the youngest was 14, but remember, they have been being pimped out for years already... they just didn't come home this month. I get it, it's not like she could click her fingers or lock them up, but surely SOMETHING could have been done before now for her sisters (and yes, I'm brushing over the other girls this was happening to). She didn't even have a name or picture of the guy who was luring these kids out of the play grounds. Her whole personality was soap box evangelist whose loud and aggressively obnoxious whenever she get the chance to blame someone else for her life being shit. The whole serious subjects she was trying to get across was lost in her dumbass drama queen bullshit. Even when people were trying to help, she was loudly, aggressively and obnoxiously yelling at them cause no one cares about NA girls or land... even though 'these' people were trying to help, no matter if they actually had a chance to or not. She just spent her time trying to keep her balance on that sky high soap box. Then, she finally found the sisters (let's brush over the ridiculous TSTL moments from everyone to get to that point), and she dumps them to move on to the next item, the baby.
The baby was the only reason I kept reading. I wanted to find out what happened to it. And I am so disappointed that I just didn't leave it to my imagination. Everyone figures out what happened to the baby and put on their capes to swoop in and emotionally damage an eleven year old with not a thought to anything but themselves... And get this... The baby is a miniature evangelical, loud, aggressive, obnoxious little shit who walks in and starts calling his bio mum and co dirty dogs who need to be chased out of the house! Surprise. This is easily explained away as 'emo' 😳
So, there's this ridiculously incestuous storyline through out the whole book that ends up so incestuous, the story is its own kid. There were multi parts and peoples, but it all boiled down to one night. Everything from asshole to breakfast was interconnected and most of it for very little reason. It was never explained why a baby knapper who'd gotten away with it would push her husband - who faked his death on the night of the accident, the night the as yet unknown wife knapped a baby from the accident scene and declared him dead so she could keep him, who were both living plush lives far far away would push her husband to stretch his oil business into the very tribe land from whom she stole the kid. The husband for his part did say he came back for revenge on the evil step dad and negligent mother he ran from as a teen... but surely she might have urged him to keep a distance? No.
And then they find the little shit abusive spoiled brat kid, and walk away after blowing his world up cause the baby knapper is rich and can give him more than bio mum... And let's overlook the fact that bio mum (who was twelve at birth - yes, that was a real incestuous bit) never put ANY thought into if the baby might actually be in a better situation wherever he was than the one where she couldn't keep her sisters safe from the predators and the endless stereo type Native Americans getting drunk on white mans money and being pimped out. Not saying she shouldn't have looked, but a bit of thought into the best way to break it to a child that his world is a hidden reality might have been advisable. But no, they storm in, blow it up and then walk away AS KNAPPER MUM IS BEING TAKEN AWAY IN HANDCUFFS FOR HER PART IN ALL THE MURDERS AND MAYHEM (nothing about the baby I napping yet).
I could go on, but the wrap up is boring dump shits, doing endless dumb shit to wrap up a too ridiculous to be anything but dumb story.
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