DOVER TWO, Joyce Porter, 1965
Detective Chief Inspector Wilfred Dover is a fat man, and every cliché known to be used to describe a man of large girth can be used to describe Dover: he is a slob, crude in every sense of the word, a bully, bad-tempered and given to taking out his temper on anyone around him (usually his poor Sergeant, Charles MacGregor), lazy, and absolutely the worst Detective in Scotland Yard. He is also insanely jealous of a fellow Scotland Yard detective named Roderick, who is famous for catching Bigamous Bertie, and any mention of the man sends Dover off-temper right quick. His superiors all detest him, so when a case comes up where a young woman who was shot eight months previously is murdered in her hospital bed, they find it an opportune time to get rid of him for awhile and so send Dover and MacGregor to investigate. After so long a time, there are few clues to advance the case, and the small village is totally divided by religious leanings, Catholics versus Protestants versus C of E. So witnesses are happy to point fingers at folks of different religions as the obvious culprit, but few have anything helpful to relate. The three people who were close at the time of the original shooting are the most likely suspects, and Dover is quick to try to pin it on any one of them he can, and does, each of them in turn.
Porter is a very good writer, and her plotting is superb. The reader is supposed to find Dover nearly intolerable, I think, and this reader certainly did. Despite his many shortcomings, Dover isn't stupid, just lazy, and somehow he has a flash of insight which solves the case in a way that I didn't see coming. There are 14 books in the series, plus a book of short stories, so Dover must have been fairly popular in his day. I will certainly read more of them, should I run across them, but I couldn't read more than one at a time. Dover is far too annoying for that!