Much like I did with FPS, I am going to be reviewing the 10 short stories in this anthology individually until I've completed the book.
10/03/2024. Edward the Conqueror, 3.5 stars. Very simple story with a brilliant open ending. I really missed Dahl's writing, it's been quite some time. I of course do not condone even the implication of animals getting hurt in writing as well as of course in real life and this gave me a bit of a flashback regarding Apt Pupil by Stephen King although what happens is not explicitly stated. What's interesting about this is that as the reader, I'm the one who has to decide who is most insane and in this case, I feel sorry for Louisa because she was causing no harm to anybody and then Edward barged in.
14/03/2024. Katina, 2 stars. I'm quite certain that this one is autobiographical. It is both infuriating and depressing. I'd say that it's more about grief and anger rather than madness. Madness is more of a consequence of the 2 former emotions that is not quite delved into. Cruelty and PTSD are quite prominent themes in this one too. Dahl spent a long time working for the RAF and here he recounts how the Germans destroyed so many Greek machines and killed so many people. The narrator lost a lot of friends as well. Katina certainly deserved better. I'm not sure whether the word madness is here synonymous with anger but there certainly isn't a lot of mental derangement I suppose. Of course, one should take into account that this is war at the end of the day. Not boring or horribly written, just not for me I suppose.
18/03/2024. The sound machine, 4 stars. Pretty sure vegans would hate this one. Fantastic descent into madness btw Klausner's character deteriorates rather quickly after using the sound machine for the first time though it would be interesting to see how the sound machine came to be and how much of a genius Klausner actually is. Brilliant balance between discovery, destruction and sympathy. Pretty cool to see how the main character's knowledge of the world of plants, those which do not have a voice as we understand it, led to his psychological downfall. Of course, despite the implications, it is still rather open ended.
21/03/2024. An African Story, 3 stars. This one was all kinds of cruel. A giraffe, several dogs, and a man were killed off rather brutally. I wouldn't say that this one was particularly original or mind blowing despite still pertaining to the theme of madness. Not particularly memorable either. The story is repetitive and I can't say the suspense is great either. To be fair, the persona, perhaps Dahl, could be anyone else, does say that this text is not his and attributes it to a friend of his from the raf. I don't want to spoil too much but I agree that loud chewing and slurping noises do get on my nerves and could be a great reason to kill something or someone. The way the old man behaved gave John Wick vibes even though during Dahl's days, Wick was hardly conceived.
08/04/2024. Landlady, 4 stars. SPOILERS AHEAD. There is so much implied and the main character seems to be way too naïve. I certainly would have been able to put 2 and 2 together and escaped from the landlady's residence. Of course, not sure how quickly the poison would have knocked me out. Fantastic story and definitely packs a punch despite how short it is. Would certainly recommend for the escalation alone. The landlady is officially one of my favourite characters created by Dahl. She's so composed yet absolutely insane. The writing is fascinating too! Would have certainly loved to read more of this but it's open ended and we're left to assemble our own conclusions despite how obvious they may be.
15/12/2024. Dip in the Pool, 3 stars. Very suspenseful and well written but honestly not much to say. I did appreciate how minimalistic Dahl is with this one. It has to do with a man who, with the people on board the same ship as his, bets on how far they would travel within the next few hours and, like the rest, tries to make a quick buck based on the weather. When he realises that the ship will travel much further than he'd originally anticipated, William Botibol tries all within his power to delay the ship. SPOILERS AHEAD He decides to jump off the side of the ship and the old lady he'd spoken to prior to jumping didn't realise that the man was now in a lot of danger. It was a calculated risk which did not work in his favour. The old lady thought he'd jumped off to exercise rather than as a way of making a lot of money which is why I suppose the short story is titled dip in the pool. I can't blame her for not understanding the context despite her decrepit nature. Very unfortunate but I suppose he got what he deserved considering his manipulative, though cunning, nature. He just wanted to make his wife happy I suppose and, as always, money posed an issue. I wonder whether Mr Botibol froze to death or somehow made it out alive. I'm sure his wife would have killed him regardless.
07/09/2025. The Way Up To Heaven, 3 stars. Rather mid but I am a fan of Dahl's writing style. He's so descriptive and in describing a woman who suffers from anxiety, he makes his readers anxious or in my case frustrated and surprised. Mrs Foster is a person who worries about not being on time and her husband does his utmost to trigger her anxiety. I do not understand why he'd do such a thing. Perhaps it is to tease her or to hold power over his wife but from what I could gather, their marriage is a long and successful one. Maybe it's just a habit of his and he doesn't have any negative intentions although he did come across as a bit of a downer which too is to be understood in his old age I suppose. If I understood the conclusion correctly and a bit of a SPOILER ALERT if so, she gets rid of him by messing about with the elevator prior to her leaving for France to meet her daughter and grandchildren for six weeks. I understand that she'd want to live with her family in France and that perhaps she's quite submissive towards her husband (this was written in the 1950s) but killing him, whether directly or not, came across as excessive. At least, we were not given enough context to properly hate Mr Foster and to empathise with the wife. Even if she did not get rid of him, she does seem extremely happy when she realises that he won't be forming part of her life anymore. Rather strange and uncalled for. The elevator only comes into play in the final few lines and explains why the story is called the way up to heaven. Yet another clue as to what happened. Heaven also implies that Mr Foster was a good guy who probably deserved better.
09/09/2025. The Boy who Talked with Animals, 3.5 stars. Very simple story of a turtle which is captured by a fisherman and a boy who insists on it being released. His father pays for the huge turtle to be released in order for the creature not to be slaughtered and then the boy travels thousands upon thousands of miles upon its back. He never returns to his family and spends plenty of time with his new turtle friend. This was a rather weird thing for the child to do especially considering how he had several animals at home which he very carelessly abandoned just to be with the turtle. Might as well have given the 9-year-old a car because he could understand the way the engine worked. Very strange behaviour considering how the parents seem to care quite a lot about their child and the boy does not seem to be unhappy with them but I suppose seeing how cruel humans can be towards an innocent and majestic creature as is the turtle, the child did learn plenty in too short a time about the unfairness the world guarantees. I enjoyed this one for the weird vibe, how easily the turtle and the boy got along despite the several warnings given with regard to how the creature would bite the kid's head off, and the stance the child took never to come in contact with humans again. Blud would have made a great Robinson Crusoe or Tarzan. Perhaps he was eventually promoted to Dr. Dolittle teehee To be fair the Dr. Dolittle series was written in the 1920s whereas this story was published in 1977.
12/09/2025. Pig, 3 stars. Well, this one very unexpectedly ended in tragedy. SEVERAL SPOILERS AHEAD Lexington's parents were killed via police brutality when he was only a few days old, his aunt raised him as her own and left him all her wealth, he was stiffed out of it, and then he was slaughtered like a pig in a very literal sense. That's pretty much the meat of it (pun very much intended). Considering how he was raised on a vegetarian diet and how creative he was with the meals he invented using ingredients that lacked meat, it was my assumption that he'd grow to become very successful. Quite ironic how he rather fell in love with the taste of human flesh just a few moments before his death. Expresses the cruelty that takes place in a slaughterhouse quite well and would make both vegetarians and vegans proud to see a man who enjoyed the taste of flesh so brutally murdered. It's a shame that Aunt Glosspan didn't teach Lexington about money and what to expect after she'd inevitably pass away. This story gave me the opportunity to be extremely antisemitic but I shall not share my thoughts here because they'd be extremely politically incorrect. Just saying that the guy ended up with 15k when his inheritance was half a million. Rather stupid for him not to have objected to be fair. Ed Winters, the author of "This is Vegan Propaganda", would have enjoyed this one quite a lot too and probably delighted in the irony. Lexington deserved way better but I suppose there had to be a mad twist for the story to be included in this anthology specifically. All blud wanted to do was to publish a book of recipes for vegetarians. His aunt did brainwash him as to how horrible meat is from a young age but he definitely did not deserve all he went through in such a short amount of time. Only one tale to go.
13/09/2025. William and Mary, 4 stars. It took me a year and a half to get through all ten stories but I am finally finished with this anthology. Overall rating is a 3/5 stars and this one consists of 230 pages in total. This was such a repulsive yet thought-provoking tale (30 pages in length and published in 1960 in Kiss Kiss). I haven't read something that was successful in causing my stomach to churn in ages. It basically revolves around a man called William who is given the opportunity for his brain and eye to remain conscious after pancreatic cancer consumed his body and killed him. The concept is of course fascinating because the topic of consciousness and how realities come to be is always one that intrigues me however I don't understand why the entire head couldn't have remained and just the body removed. The scientist who performed the surgery was successful yet took away William's ability to do anything but read and look at what was put directly in front of him. Mary seems to have enjoyed this concept very much indeed as the power dynamic in their relationship was switched entirely.
Personally, I would not have wanted this done to me as playing god and extending life regardless of the consequences just for the sake of survival is not something which I agree with however it made for one thought-provoking story. Dahl's ability to be so descriptive should not be used in such a morose way perhaps however it's extremely telling of how skilful and imaginative of a person he was. Half the story is told in letter form where William explains to his wife his intentions for what he wished would happen to his body after it died whereas the other half consists of the wife realising how he'd no longer control her life while still being present physically if only somewhat. A grieving wife would not have reacted in such a way surely (Mary is insane) especially considering how she could have done anything she'd wanted had she buried or cremated her husband still. I suppose she just wanted the thrill of giving him a taste of his own medicine. He might have been too controlling and formal so perhaps she does have a point. I was certainly weirded out but I know many freaks who would have been turned on by the story especially back in the day considering I took a unit at university called Gender and Power. William would have been better off dead despite how much of a fascinating mind he might have had. I must admit that Landy is a brilliant scientist and surgeon. The experiences of a human being, in my humble opinion, are subjective and determined by an individual and emotions definitely play a huge role in how the stories are narrated or how conclusions regarding certain topics come to be. In taking away fear, the need to eat, drink, sleep, use the bathroom, or feel pain, one also takes away from the human experience so seeing that the point was to preserve the mind because of its brilliance I see this experiment as quite a failure regardless of the amazing surgical work and artificial heart. I'm sure an ethical board would agree. Mary Shelley, Frankenstein, and his monster would have probably had something to say about this too.