While some “glass half empty” folks might go on and on about Stalin’s purges, and famines and grain requisitions and the general horrors of living under the rule of a moustached lunatic, other more optimistic individuals might say, “Well, if there wasn’t a ridiculously paranoid and brutal leader, we wouldn’t have books making fun of this ridiculously paranoid and brutal leader!” Note: this previous statement could be called “bad logic” or, more simply, “stupid,” for it is both. So, really all I need to say is that Andrei Platonov wrote a play about a Communist party leader trying to address food shortages by inventing a new food made from bird feces, grass, and sawdust. One character says to another, “Also, Ignat Nikanorovich, the flock of birds has let loose a lot of birdshit. Whole mounds of it are lying round and they say it’s a real goldmine. What should I do, store it, or let it go?” Much hilarity, and much vomiting after a misguided “taste test” ensues. You’ll never look at bird droppings the same way again.