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Andre's Adventures in MySpace
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Andre the BFG is a foulmouthed Franco-Cumbrian git.
Many of his witful bletherings have been recorded as MySpace blogs, but MySpace being what it is - an ephemeral medium designed solely to create cash for Rupert Murdoch - Andre has decided to clean up all his droppings and collect them together in one midden. For posterity and that.
These gems of intellectual mountaineering can be perused, for nowt, via the link above.
Warning: contains Anglo-Saxon, irony and sarcasm (in that order)
What others have said about "Andre's Adventures in MySpace Volume 2":
"I’ve not laughed as much since Mavis caught her tit in mangle" (Les Dawson)
"I wish I had read this before I invaded Iraq" (George W Bush)
Andre the BFG is a foulmouthed Franco-Cumbrian git.
Many of his witful bletherings have been recorded as MySpace blogs, but MySpace being what it is - an ephemeral medium designed solely to create cash for Rupert Murdoch - Andre has decided to clean up all his droppings and collect them together in one midden. For posterity and that.
These gems of intellectual mountaineering can be perused, for nowt, via the link above.
Warning: contains Anglo-Saxon, irony and sarcasm (in that order)
What others have said about "Andre's Adventures in MySpace Volume 2":
"I’ve not laughed as much since Mavis caught her tit in mangle" (Les Dawson)
"I wish I had read this before I invaded Iraq" (George W Bush)
107 pages, ebook
Published June 23, 2010
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June 12, 2016
The second volume of Andre's Adventures in MySpace romps back with the characters you grew to loathe and despise in volume 1. George W Bush and Gordon Brown star again as the GeeBees, while Nicolas Sarkozy tries to salvage his credibility by delving deep into Carla Bruni's underwear. Meanwhile, in Eric Clapton's Chelsea townhouse, Segolene Royale discovers an engraving of Marine LePen on the trussrod cover-plate of God's Strat. What does it mean? Has Eric become a twat?
This volume also sees the start of Andre's legendary series of interviews with the World's Greatest Rock Vocalists, starting with Robert Plant's memories of his imaginary childhood in New Orleans, and moving on up to Kofi Annan and his exasperation with Middle Eastern roadies ("always fighting, and then they're too knackered to carry the gear").
Best quote: "I'm wary around people who drink. It's like walking around a bunch of timebombs full of vomit" (Archbishop George Carey, in his apocryphal 2006 interview with Andre, who was disguised as the "Beast who Fouled Gethsemane").
This volume also sees the start of Andre's legendary series of interviews with the World's Greatest Rock Vocalists, starting with Robert Plant's memories of his imaginary childhood in New Orleans, and moving on up to Kofi Annan and his exasperation with Middle Eastern roadies ("always fighting, and then they're too knackered to carry the gear").
Best quote: "I'm wary around people who drink. It's like walking around a bunch of timebombs full of vomit" (Archbishop George Carey, in his apocryphal 2006 interview with Andre, who was disguised as the "Beast who Fouled Gethsemane").
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