2.5 Stars
This does contain minor spoilers.
Okay where to start with this one? First off, let me say I do like Laymon's writing. I've read several of his books and will read more. But one thing to keep in mind with most of his books and this one in particular: the characters are nuts. All of them are insane. The insanity varies by degrees from just really weird to outright homicidal, but nowhere do you find a totally "normal" character.
I'll give some examples. These are out of order, but all are relevant. For example, always have sex at the worst times. If you're waiting on a monster or bad guy, well, have sex while you wait! Or in the case of this book, wait until you're burying a dead body, and have sex IN the grave. With a stranger you've known about ten minutes. When all of your teeth are knocked out and you can't even talk right.
Next, if two women show up with a badly mutilated dead body, signs of an obvious murder, and give you a cover story, be sure to buy it with about 2 minutes of explanation. And hey, then help them bury the body! After all, you've known them like, 120 seconds. I mean, who hasn't hide to hide a mutilated body at some point or another right? Am I right?
Next, if you catch a glimpse of a girl for about 10 seconds, be sure to become obsessed immediately and fall in love with her. Then pay some guy to take pictures of her. Then hide out and stalk her and take nude pictures of her, all without her being aware of it. I have noticed Laymon's characters ALL believe in love at first sight because they sure do fall in love fast. I met this person and spent a couple hours with them, so now I'm obsessed and I'll show up first thing in the morning to immediately have sex.
Next, you meet two hot goth chicks who corner you in the bathroom for a threesome about 5 minutes after you spot them. Sadly, this SHOULD happen more often but never does. (Does it? DOES IT??)
Also, make sure your monster is as rapey as possible. Stab him, shoot him, whatever, make sure his main purpose is to rape. He might die but dammit, hes going to die raping! Oh and give his penis teeth. (Don't ask.)
Yeah and also be sure to snub your girlfriend so she'll stab you in the dark when she gets a chance, even though she hasn't really shown signs of being violent.
Okay so that was all random and silly, but it all happens in this book pretty much just as described.
I will say Laymon does a good job of making his females come across as hot and sexy, but also deranged and needy. Then again, so are the guys.
I didn't like the ending of this one at all, either.
This book was 600 pages, and yet so many things were left unexplained. How the hell did Sandy become a cop? Clyde and Agnes, really? Where'd Monica go? What happened to John? And so forth and so on. It just seemed like they could have used some of those pages to answer some questions rather than the weird interactions that seemed like filler.
Now the funny part is, even after all of that, I still want to read the next part, and I'll read other Laymon books after that. They are just a very entertaining and enjoyable read, even if at times they can be creepy. (The books all have some type of weird sex thing in them, but then again, I guess that's part of the allure?) Maybe Laymon goes for this on purpose, making his characters interesting even if they aren't that realistic, I'm not sure.
I am a huge fan of 70s and 80s paperback horror, and this fits right in that mold. If you enjoy that type of book (and many of you know just what I mean) give this one a shot. It's interesting, I'll say that.