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224 pages, Hardcover
First published August 1, 2016
While most of the left wailed about the return of Nazi Germany under Trump, savvier liberals saw his vulnerability: flattery. All we have to do is praise him! You’ll be shocked at how easy it is.Those liberals! It makes your blood boil, doesn't it? But let's hope that nice Mr Putin will walk Donald back to the straight and narrow path of virtue.
And, boy, did they lay it on thick with the Syrian misadventure. No sucker’s bait was left on the floor. Cable news hosts gushed, “Trump became president of the United States tonight!” On MSNBC, Brian Williams called the bombing “beautiful” three times in less than a minute. Sen. Lindsey Graham (one of the “women of the Senate,” according to Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg) compared Trump to Reagan. The New York Times headlined an article, “On Syria Attack, Trump’s Heart Came First.”
My nightmare scenario: Trump and Jared watching TV together and high-fiving: DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! THEY LOVE YOU! All Trump had to do was pointlessly bomb another country, and it was as if a genie had granted his every wish.
Looking for some upside to this fiasco, desperate Trump supporters bleated that bombing Assad had sent a message to North Korea. Yes, the message is: The Washington establishment is determined to manipulate the president into launching counterproductive military strikes. Our enemies — both foreign and domestic — would be delighted to see our broken country further weaken itself with pointless wars.
Was America strengthened by the Iraq War? The apparently never-ending Afghanistan War? Vietnam? This is how great powers die, which is exactly what the left wants.
Michael: Oh well. On the bright side it looks like Trump will win South Carolina
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Mandie: Why do you want him to win?
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Michael: I also have no doubt he'd actually be a better president than any of the others.
I've been following the races even closer than usual
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Mandie: I have to say, I also think that Trump would make a good president. I think the guy is a clown, but he didn't get where he got by making stupid decisions.
Are you bringing food to the dinner party?
Even better: I’m bringing a bunch of guests!
No, no—we need a casserole or side dish!
You’re not listening: I’m bringing two dozen of my friends! And they’re not bringing anything either!